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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157251
 30.11.2021
I had a rest with the guys in the sauna. I am already quite in the food, in principle like everything and wanted us female affection and crazy sex. Called the lady of easy social responsibility, the essence of the love priests came to work. After a little drink and discussing with the ladies plans for the future, I decided to settle with one of the nymphs in a specially designed room. Everything went as if wonderfully, we each other, I ticked the fibers eë soul with her dignity from the inside, she gently and sensually hugged my pelvis with her hips, I gently kissed her ear and neck making frictional movements, my right hand massaged eë a gentle elastic soft chest, then I slowly passed my hand to the hips and touched the elastic butt with my palm. She stoned, I liked it, I began to accelerate frictional movements, eë the stone began to sound louder and exciting, I felt the heat of eë the body, the smell of eë magnificent as the Niagara Falls hair intensified, it awakened in me the desire to absorb eë completely. Alcohol and passion confused my thoughts. At that moment I did not exist in this world, I was completely immersed in the soul and thoughts of the eë world. Suddenly, I was returned to this reality by a thin, penetrating and unexpected voice of a nymph like a summer thunderstorm: - Yes!!! Make me hurt!!! to

I was overwhelmed by panic, all I could do with my penis I already did, deeper I could no longer. I understood that the moment of ecstasy is going away, I need to do something urgently, shake my chest - no, it can leave an unpleasant mark on a beautiful body, shake my buttocks - no, it's childish, shake but the pope didn't have the opportunity because of the posture, to make a "sleeve" on the nose. It sounded eë a gentle voice like lightning after thunder. Time passed, I was in panic, alcohol and blood pulse beat me in the head... I ticked my finger into her right eye... – Aai!!! Fuck the fool!! I heard the disappointed voice of a nymph in the whole sauna.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157250
 30.11.2021
Xxx: I once so out of the air, and behind the window hanging neighbor's balcony is insulated. I was scared and naked.



Yyy: He was not naked. She was playing. ))) I knocked on the window, a little bit. They asked for a drink, made tea, smoked.



Zzzz: And then I dressed up.



Then I smoked again.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157249
 30.11.2021
After the change of the name of the police police, the problem with garbage only worsened.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157248
 30.11.2021
Crew of AN-2 The second pilot tells the KVS on SPU yesterday's arrivals:
I took a bottle and went to a woman’s room. We drank, danced, the matter came to bed. Valerky's friend did not break - went to another room to raise the demographics. I have no... I have already removed the shovel, the rubber from the TPYCOs has already begun to knock...
There is a woman’s voice on the air:
- Boat seven and a half hundred and nine, stop blocking the broadcast!
The second pilot:
- Commander, I seem to have confused the "Radio - SPU" buttons.
From all sides in the air:
The tower is silent. 7759 and continued. What ended?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157247
 30.11.2021
The government has approved the poverty limits in Russia.
This is good news.
Tens of millions of Russian pensioners will finally be able to stay abroad.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №157246
 29.11.2021
In general, money is so little. Mostly money just does what ends up.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №157245
 29.11.2021
The Holy

There was not long ago in India a famous teacher and sage. A very smart man, by the way. He was raised to the rank of a saint, which is characteristic of intelligent people of that time in India. The most fortunate thing about this teacher was that he was a well-educated man, and his students were people with a good British education. Desiring to convey to the descendants all the greatness of his thoughts in primordial purity, the students carefully recorded them, practically stenographed them, took several photographs of him and even recorded one of his speeches on Edison's phonograph. In general, this teaching was possible to study not in the mode of vague oral translation, as the teaching of most ancient (and modern) saints, but almost from the first mouth.

In his young years, this teaching seemed to me very interesting, and communication with fans of his talent in the USSR was also very curious. I counted on his works and discussed them to such an extent that I began to consider him almost a native teacher and studied his views deeply.

The teacher’s views were extraordinary. In particular, about the saints he wrote that people should not devote themselves to them at all, but should follow their teachings. As a ridicule to religious fanatics, he cited an example when an ancient prophet taught people good, and instead of doing good deeds, they put his statue on the statue, every day on their knees slipped around this statue and beat their heads at its pedestal.

- It is impossible to do so, - wrote the teacher directly in his books, - the lobbying of statues does not give enlightenment!

Generally a good lesson. Right and vital. Do not create a cushion.

So, by chance, I found myself in India, in Delhi. There is a metro station named after the teacher. Next to it is the Temple of the Teacher. Well, how not to visit almost a native person, suddenly what new and interesting I will learn, I will meet with good people.

Having declared myself (and not shaken with my soul) a Russian fan of the Master, I will enter the temple, and there... There is a statue of the Master in the middle of the hall on a stone piedestal. Around the statue on the carpet people crawl on their knees, considering themselves his disciples and followers, sing him praise, and in ecstasy beat their heads at the foot of the stucco.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157244
 29.11.2021
A man resembling an investigator, in a state similar to being drunk, in a car similar to a BMW, committed an act similar to hitting objects similar to people. Human-like objects ceased to exist like life.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157243
 28.11.2021
My 4 year old son is constantly asking, “What? “Whatever they tell him. My husband and I checked his hearing. My husband, I am, my son

Smoke, say to Mom

C: What is it? ? to

M - say six

A: What is it?

Smoke, will you be a cake?

Aahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №157242
 28.11.2021
I went somehow from work. I worked as a sanitary technician next to the house. Sometimes I went home in working clothes. I go home after an active day of work, I consider the crown. We meet a beautiful girl with a small boy, a four-year-old. The boy looks at me closely and says, “Mom, let’s take my uncle. My mom says we don’t need that kind of man. I smile, Mommy is a little embarrassed, and the little after a short pause gives out, it's because he's a bombe.....?



Mama gets red, grabs the little on her arms and falls beyond the horizon. And I was covered by a laughing attack, so I did not laugh until or after. The boy is inscribed in my memory for a lifetime. Thank you small!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157241
 28.11.2021
xx: I met in the 3rd Army with a man, he was far beyond 70. My uncle was great, but he died a few years ago.



Yyy: So fucking, in the Army if you die you can start a new game.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157240
 28.11.2021
The waste of people’s money has finally become lawmaking!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157239
 28.11.2021
This is how you think it is possible to raise the salary of people so that they pay less, but at the same time it would be possible to report, scream out of every whistle that people have raised the salary, and that no opposition fool could challenge this?
The task seems impossible. But it just seems!
This is what we did with our doctors before the very beginning of the covid epidemic.
Take care of your hands.
In the first place, the increase in wages was carefully replaced by the increase in wages.
And everyone who lives in Russia knows that in the last 20 years in Russia has established such an order that the salary of people is copies, for which it is impossible to live (usually - MROT), and the main money is a premium. This allows you to implement prohibited penalties - the employer does not punish (what you, it is illegal!He simply takes away the prize. It is the lobby of employers and does not allow at the same time to raise the MROT, by the way.
So, the wages were raised (from the pebble mortgage it was not difficult to do), and the prizes were fully earned. That is, the salaries formally increased, by a healthy percentage, and you can’t argue, but in fact people began to get less.
In the second case, most nurses (especially low-paid nurses) were transferred to healthcare. And nurses, first, are not considered medical staff, and secondly, they can be paid less, this is not a nurse! And the statistics of salaries of medical workers immediately used up. Translated very simply - carried out a reduction (optimization) of nurses and they were expelled by reduction, and if you do not want to be unemployed - agree to a sanitary.
But that is not all!
Since you can only live on a doctor's salary if your position is not lower than the chief doctor, then those who are lower are literally forced to take one and a half, two bets - up to three (and it doesn't matter that three times eight are twenty-four, this is an employee's problem). So, when calculating statistics, where it is necessary to take the figure is not the salary on the rate, but the salary per person!
The result is excellent, documented indicators, and people get less. And this is under conditions of inflation, like a snowball rotating from the mountain.
And then the coward began, and the miracles began at all... But I will tell you about it another time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157238
 28.11.2021
And you know, if immigrants are settled in the homes of those who demand unhindered entry into the country, then the flow of migrants will disappear the next day?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157237
 27.11.2021
XXX Is it cold?

YYY: No... It’s all...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №157236
 27.11.2021
It was at the beginning of 90 h. I was 4-5 years old and I had a friend of 5 years older. In the courtyard, he kept telling me about the movies he was watching in the view, but at that time there were very few. A year later, I learned that he had no sight, and he was making films.

My friends are 30 years.

And he was pursuing a scenario.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157235
 27.11.2021
It happened! Promised $25 million High-tech jobs are coming soon! Controller in transportation for verification of codes. Where are vacancies?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №157234
 27.11.2021
Dear friends, once again about the bill, which implies a ban on the mention of nationality, religion and belonging to the peoples of the Russian Federation of persons who have committed crimes - write, the initiative group without a certain nationality has already submitted it to the State Duma.

There is usually only one condition under which the crimes committed are attributed to nationality. And this condition has nothing to do with great-Russian chauvinism, which in principle does not exist, because the Russians are historically unrelated to racial and ethnic hostilities. We have been coupling with class riots for a very long time in the first place - this is our chip, we can do it, we have already proved it to everyone.

As for nationalities, they come to the fore only when their representatives commit a crime not in their home region, but outside it. Nationals do not care at all if a crime is committed by a person at his place of residence and against representatives of his own people - in such cases, yes, he is simply a criminal.

But as soon as a contemporary travels to another country or region, he has an important and noble mission by default – to represent his people and their culture in a new location.

When two bearded young men in a Moscow clothes store under the guise of two debils try to take things by the box, they are without options ambassadors of their ethnicity in Moscow. When three busty young men insult a girl in the subway, and then a three-foot boyfriend, they are also representatives of one particular region in another particular region. This does not mean that their region is bad. This means that the region has dispatched its poorest ambassadors to its neighbors, who ideally should be raised on a short thread until they learn to represent their people in the best way possible.

Please note, dear friends: whenever conflicts become national, there is an elementary division into local and non-local. “Our” and “Our” people.

No normal person will advocate for a Russian if he decides to come to the Caucasus and shoot his naked ass against the backdrop of a mosque. For some reason, we simply won’t mention when the last time Russian tourists in the Caucasus behaved inappropriately and would stumble at the local population in the state of alcoholic intoxication. Or they tried to steal it, and then they would start putting the rights on the camera, like, yes, we were burned on theft, but we don’t have money. But there are reverse examples.

And before discussing the prohibition of mentioning anything in public, I would like to see a regular reaction to the unlawful behavior of fellow tribes when they travel outside their native regions.

And then it turns out that the problem is not that someone is not small, but that someone calls it by name.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №157233
 27.11.2021
Moscow authorized the holding of anti-vaccination rally. It will take place on Saturday, starting at 12:00. Admission is allowed only by QR code.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157232
 26.11.2021
In recent years, a whole generation of young people who have no idea of hyperinflation have grown up in Russia. The government has decided to urgently correct this omission.

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