News discussion on Habr: LinkedIn got into a scandalous story because of the photo of a beautiful developer.

XXX: A good piece
Tagged: fucking good
ZZZ: The Goodness
TTT: Good to draw

Hello to Vitaly
The Trojan: +
What do you say about Dengue?
The Trojan:
You are very laconic.
The Trojan: +

How about dating a dream girl?
Which is (
HHH: What, is it so fucking? I said not to believe the pictures - clear photojaba!
WOW: Yes not. Photos are normal. She is even more beautiful in life. As I saw, the eye is not taken away. I went to the restaurant and talked. I ordered food.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She went to the toilet and did not come back. No calls on the second day.
XHH: I did not like the trip.
There are no options, right? It is (
HGH: There are always options! For example, she is still in the toilet.

I sit with a customer in the shopping room, I set 1C. Next to the keyboard lies the operator headset, very similar in shape to a mouse. I catch her hand several times by mistake, then tell the story that once confused my cell phone with the mouse. The neighbor responds melancholy:
This is what! We have a cashier, when tired by the end of the day, on the calculator of checks trying to beat out.
The buyer, standing at the neighboring window, smiles, turns to us and says:
- And we have an elderly lawyer, somehow the mistakes in the contract on the director's tablet with the help of a plaster and a shaver was corrected.

Snowden fought so desperately against the Empire of Evil that he suddenly found himself in the Empire of Good.
Good luck Eddy.

From the comments to the article about surprising facts from the life of animals.

xxx is. "Fish can use different tools."
Which ones?? to
YYYYY mainly by stangelcircle and reismus. Sometimes with astrology.

You look like a real mortgage today.

Title in today’s news:

A man raped a horse to conceive a centaur.

Bravo to stand =)

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Self-Development Rules
Well, it is even more difficult.
Nothing difficult, I have a living example.
A convinced man. As a child, he stole pockets in dogs. Then I realized that growth would have to progress. The stolen money was not spent on candy, but on a section of sambo and strawberries. By the age of 16, the people began to go to the courtyard. And the money was not spent on beer and seeds, but again on development. Abonnement in the gym, caste ordered on hand evenly. In short, the investment in "business". Then the boys found, turned, bought a car began on the "shooters" some ride, "roofs" placed in tents. In short, as a result of all these investments, he now has his own collector’s office and he sits on receiving money.
This is what I understand man self-development engaged and invested everything in his favorite business. You can say sacrificed low interests for the sake of career))) And if you are a thirsty, no training will help you.
I’m not saying he did a good job, but the fact remains a fact.

This advertisement was found on the Internet.
I sell the Sony Xperia U ST25i in excellent condition. The B set has all, even ears. There is a memory card (extra brain) for 2 GB. P.S. On the phone, they did not argue, did not smoke in his presence, carried in their pocket and showed due attention. P. P. S. The phone is named Innocent, loves music and cats. The price is 80 lats. (But I would like a million) trade is appropriate. exchange for an iPhone. Or in the soul. ^ ^ ^

The usual flooding:
and Mom! Where is Dad?
Daddy and her boys went on a boat to drop potatoes.

He: All, I change clothes and go home. Do we need something?
She is: Yes. Eggs and you. Just as a set, not as "all in one"

C to Vist.ru:



Experts from the company Trustwave SpiderLabs found a critical gap in the safety of the "smart" toilet Satis. It turned out that remote access to the control of this Japanese miracle of technology could easily be obtained by hackers.



The vulnerability in the Trustwave SpiderLabs toilets has been discovered for a long time, but experts did not publish information about the breach, trying to contact the manufacturer. As the developer of the device, the Japanese firm Lixil, did not respond to the warnings, experts decided to publish information about the vulnerability.



Satis toilets are controlled by the Android application My Satis, which transmits commands to the device via Bluetooth. However, as it turned out, the app has a default PIN code "0000", which cannot be changed. Knowing this feature, you can capture the control of any Satis smart toilets within the reach of the Bluetooth signal.



The offender may wash water in the toilet without the owner’s permission. It can also remotely activate the fan, turn on music, and so on.



How the owners of miracle units for $ 4,5 thousand can secure themselves is not yet clear. Lixil has not yet responded to the disclosed information.

XXX: Dear friends and friends! And you could not change the design of the site by masking it under 1C. I feel like I’m still on the job!)))))))))))
Yyy: You’ll burn even more when you look at “1C” and laugh :-)

I am in the aquarium... under the window on the sticks the girls of 5-6 years in a group of 7 individuals, and in all the unhealthy power of their children’s lungs the choir grumbling: ‘Oh God what a man, I want a son from you’... already 10 minutes... apparently, the apocalypse if it has not come, it is already near...

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I became a programmer in order to learn how to cheat Japanese slot machines and not pay 20 cops per game. WEB to make it easier to find your breasts. Invent a deception associated with nuclear physics, and people will be drawn into it!

It’s hard to talk to people who are more stupid than their phone.

A remake of the 1984 horror film.
At first, they are pretty cute creatures, but after being eaten, they turn into monsters, destroying everything they can.
See, in Russia, already now: "The Kremlin"

c 4pda discussion of one of the leading electronics manufacturers:
Only the wretch produces something, all the others sit silently and count the profits.
Profit is what Sam believes.
Zzzz: Who doesn’t think of it? Does any of the producers work for the idea?
www: the car

The movement on Voroshilov Street from 1 to 5 houses was blocked, a lot of police officers, in the courts of special forces with machine guns, were banned from shooting. They work mostly near the house number 2.

The comments:
XXX: What happened there, interesting? Waiting for details

Yyy: I caught the torrent.

Zzzz: Oh, he’s even been on the internet