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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86332
 30.08.2013
My father (77 years old) was sick. He says he has a “tremor.” Temperature measurement is refused. The ambulances said so. They were taken to the hospital, took tests and photographs. The diagnosis is pneumonia. The doctor is young and stupid. I diagnosed myself with malaria. The doctor confirmed pneumonia. He does not believe again. The “crab” is in him! What to do?
Jutta: Bring him a piece of grass, a frog’s foot, and let him pray every hour. It is from shrimp. Pneumonia in the pharmacy.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №86331
 30.08.2013
Nicholas is nineteen.
Constantine is twenty-two
They would be proud.
This is their Aikido.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №86330
 30.08.2013
That's why rice with fish and vegetables in hot form - "paella", in cold - "crab salad", and wrapped in algae - in general, "dry"? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №86329
 30.08.2013
with "hobot", the branch about anal sex

He doesn’t want it, that’s all. Some women, on the contrary, flatter from this, and mine not.
How to get used to it, of course, not by violent methods.
To be of the soul, with wind and fire.! to
Give a friend and show yourself how great it is!


[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №86328
 30.08.2013
Vicheslav
Hello, are you friends with Photoshop?
The Roman
Bumped together.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №86327
 30.08.2013
Comment under the article where it is said that Russia used the S300, which was planned to deliver to Iran:
The Pandos ask, “Where are the 50 of your S-300 systems? We know for sure that they were there a month ago!".
The Russians answer: “And we sprinkled them and threw them out for washing, and there the cloves on the metal were communized! Indeed, we will lie to you.
Iranians quietly smile and repaint emblems on launchers.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86326
 30.08.2013
The driver of the hammer:
One of the defense ministers’ orders is called “Army General Pankov.”

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86325
 30.08.2013
Today the epic was in the news: at the world championship in Kiev, the Ukrainian athlete accidentally included the Russian anthem... she sang it with such enthusiasm!!! I just woke up on the second purchase. 😉 I won’t even comment.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №86324
 30.08.2013
“People who leave malicious comments on the Internet have problems with
Self-realization and self-esteem »
Reference to the text with the opinion of the psychologist
Commentary :
Why problems with self-realization? For example, I have no problem with
There is no self-evaluation. Just a small member.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №86323
 30.08.2013
here here :
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A brief overview of an episode of a good old film:
A young woman is riding with a man she met a couple of days earlier in the electric car. And there is an indefinite number of other men. She takes an adult daughter with her.
Even if you leave behind the clamps the fact that this woman is the director of the factory, now it sounds like the beginning of a typical plot with NTV.
Isn’t it all that bad in the USSR?

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by Alexandra, Alexandra
This city is with you.
We have become his destiny.
You look into his face.
Whatever it was at the beginning,
He will fill all sorrows.
It became a wedding.
We have a garden ring.

In the USSR it was not bad.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №86322
 30.08.2013
Flegmatism is growing.
It’s caught in kefir, all in all.
I am already on the squad: "no, only soap and you, and the floor, and in general!!! How much can I say,
Do not go for food!! You have little ears!! This is what I have to do with you???and "
She is (very quietly) – to witch.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86321
 30.08.2013
The Comrade!

150 situations on the road that every driver should be able to solve
Council No. 136 (for women) According to the rules of the label, a man is obliged to pass a woman forward, but there are other rules on the road - PDD. You are a full-fledged user of the road, and the rules are the same for everyone.

Where to buy this book? I take two boxes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86320
 30.08.2013
xxx: I have a neighbor in the country of Lukashenko, Alexander Grigoryevich, he is an indigenous Moskovich. So he was dealing with the same house in the spring burned, he calls the fire station, and there: Name Name Your Fatherhood, he calls, and he is sent and so on. His house burned.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86319
 30.08.2013
“The main problem with quotations on the Internet is that people immediately believe in their authenticity.” V. I. Lenin
Yyy: Oh you)))) In the time of Lenin was the Internet?))))))
zzz: yyy, even the references were

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86318
 30.08.2013
to this
Vartex91:...In fact, from the next generation, cars will be equipped with devices that scan the edges of the road. Throwable: I fear that in Russia such an intelligent car will simply refuse to drive because of the impossibility of determining the edges of the road or the road itself.

The car will go... Go to look for the side of the road, to the right, from the outskirts and further into the forest.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №86317
 30.08.2013
Actively moves for 2 to 7 minutes. Ivy... it is all!
____________

Girl, thank you! You have raised my self-esteem!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86316
 30.08.2013
and Michel:
“We were on the shale, but you were driving to Peter at that time.
I am :
We went to "Vampire Ball"
by Alkar:
We also had a whole bowl.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №86315
 30.08.2013
Exit from Smolensk Cemetery. Well, of course, dumb poor citizens are actively working at the entrance. The tour takes place, the guide tells, everyone is listening attentively. have passed.
A loud monologue of the poor: "Well what a guide! Tiffany just! She must understand,... mother, where she leads people. I had to say that the poor should be given. It is..."

Around a wide arc, holding for the wallet, for the case.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86314
 30.08.2013
If the Yamatō linkor had not drowned, there would have been four of the world’s greatest and most useless things: the Egyptian pyramids, the Great Wall of China, the Yamatō linkor and the Public Services Portal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86313
 30.08.2013
Spur from work an old plk, connected the whistleblower, programmed so that depending on the day of the week it was necessary to enter several different combinations of buttons to turn off the resulting alarm, set the time to sleep.
I slept in the morning. Without coming to consciousness, he broke the power cord and fell asleep... (((

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