Post in the publication "The Wolves"
"Win a wolf's soul - you get invincibility"
XXX: How to find it
YYY: What about wolves at all? How much better are they, say, crows?
zzz: It's Time to Discover "The Philosophy of Crotus"
zzz: "The fool is blind, but smart and ingenious!"
xxx: "Opening the soul of the crotch, you can find the roots even in the dark"

One of the strangest inventions could be a right-handed tenth.

At the end of April, the Ministry of Communications changed the general director of "Post of Russia" - instead of Alexander Kiselev, this post was taken by Dmitry Strachnov, who previously headed the cellular telecommunications operator Tele2.

This is the mess that the mail...

In the application for a mortgage there is a point to fill in:
Do you have permission to carry and store firearms? Yes and No"
They are afraid! They do right...

to this:
The xxx:
Just received an invitation to participate in the contest, I quote:
"The competition for the best children’s drawing "The trade union for me is..."
For children from 6 to 17 years old, the drawing should be done without the help of parents and teachers.

The xxx:
I am even afraid to present competitive works... =0

It is nothing else. In our city, the tax inspectorate held a contest of children's drawing on the subject of wages in envelopes and late payment of VAT. The pictures looked strange.)

From the radio module:
Working rage: 200 meters

Working fury: 200 meters
Strongly said

X: I just learned that I’ve stunned the summer...
Y: It’s summer, just turned away, and it’s already deceiving you with the southern hemisphere.

XXX: Read the instructions from the dishwasher. A bunch of warnings, use only suitable chemicals, etc. In particular, for softening water use only special salt.
xxx: We take a box with "special salt" for dishwashers, turn, read the composition - sodium chloride.
xxx: We look at a pack of food salt in the buffet, the composition is sodium chloride.
Marketing is such a marketing.

At the wedding, the bride was forced to sing a song (the shoe was bought, it seems). Tamada cautiously turned on the music louder and turned off her microphone.

In one form:
Review of The Colibri Effect"
xxx: Interesting, and Statham is generally told that he is in different films or he thinks it's the same)

I asked if we had cysts. The engineer said, “There are cysts. and two. The big cystics. They were small before. But three. Now two and big.

dartkam: the love of the eight-legged to go into the closed spaces such as tires and caves plays with them a wicked joke - because of it they are caught and eaten by a man. One of the schemes of catching looks like this: in the sea they throw a bunch of pots and leave it on the bottom for a while, and when collected back, the pots are already full of upset octopuses.

pdp: In Russia, this method is called "hypoteca".

Arina: pts tanya and vika there rushed into the woods
Watching a semi-erotic movie.
Arina: Eaten on the move
Two drunk girls watching porn?
I miss these nights.

The Council:

Never... listen never... glossing your girlfriend's foot NEVER in any case, don't touch your other hand to your unbarred face and don't make a thoughtful face.

The phrase "I'm a shaved monkey" is a blow to the forehead and the promise that you will live a couple of weeks without sex is guaranteed. It is (

— — — —

You would have dropped that fucking little... and even with unripped legs.

Lena
A specialist with a short of PC courses came to the clinic claiming that he is a programmer, I ask—what programming languages do you know? Answer: "I know the English language. I ask – Pascal Basic? The answer is no, I have not studied this fraction of languages, this is a Roman group of languages, yes?

Lena
...

The xxx:
Do you have evacuators?
In France, such a jeep from the lawn leaves in about forty minutes. A call to the police, the pen comes to fix the violation, write a fine, call the evacuator, the evacuator will take the jeep to the penalty parking lot 35 kilometers from the city, where only the electric car to get to and from the station half an hour by foot :) All. A call and an hour of time.
The landlord pays a fine, the cost of evacuation, the cost of parking, a ticket for the electric car and for just a few dozen (near a hundred euros) receives an invaluable experience, which to repeat with him, I assure you, there will be no desire at all.
Everything is cultural, there is no need to drag any weights, and the driver of a cool car is not offended by the lochs that the rams have wrapped up (I am not mistaken in the definition?) is
YYYY :
The police? The car is parked on the grass!!! to
–...
How are you naked? and :(

For some time you will have to communicate almost exclusively with the child, and you need to be with him on the same wave until he enters the university. Then she returns to the adult world.

The Philosophers:

Yes, this is a serious question. As a philologist. Sustainable turnover "fuck-collect" is synonymous with the verb "fuck"?

How did you use the concept of synonyms? To your attention, synonyms in the world of unity! At least in the languages I know.

Fucking and fucking are phrases equivalent. That is, their meanings are similar, but there are some grammar and syntax differences.

"Fuck" is not equivalent to the word "fuck" in terms of semantic load. The first is said to express amazement or admiration, the analogue is to fuck in the TV, chew up, etc., and the second is to indicate action. The synonym of the word "fuel" will be "fuel", "fuel", "go", do anything.

To the transit comes a six with open windows and a company of young people, brakes in front of a lying police officer and absolutely automatically misses an important step on the transit black cat, crossing the road in front of their nose.

They should have moved her because of your stupid superstition, coole?

I sit on hockey. A powerful click defender, the shadow gets into the chest of the goalkeeper and gets stuck somewhere in the ammunition. A loud voice from the rear: "Not broken!"