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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86074
 25.08.2013
Strange that you are so afraid.
Next time you try, for example, to hide a tail under your clothes, rather than carry it in your hands.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86073
 25.08.2013
The most important thing to do in the state of drunkenness is to understand that you are in the present time, not in the past, and any of your offenses can not be changed in the future.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86072
 25.08.2013
The cat caught the bird. She tortured, played, shattered, almost killed, pressed to the heart with a soft, nailless leg and licked out.
This world is full of love.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №86071
 25.08.2013
Talked to the faithful about strangers... Fuck to say to a pregnant wife "Of course it is unpleasant when something alive comes out of you!"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86070
 25.08.2013
Comments to ~164GB distribution on torrent tracker
Saten: Don’t leave the distribution for 50 years until I jump.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №86069
 25.08.2013
I’m almost 32 years old and only today, when I read about Easter Borderlands 2, I learned that Scrooge’s nephews were actually called Hughes, Louis and Dewey. I was 100% sure they were Tilly, Billy, Willy! and Ponca is Webby.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86068
 25.08.2013
> Yes, give the Ministry of Emergencies earthquakes to clear and deepen the river streams. Call it
> "Prevention of emergency situations" And money can even be given the same amount, and even
> and more.

Theft will be impossible or very difficult. Here is the river, here is the sewage of the soil, here is the place where all this was exported - you can measure everything with accuracy to the percentage of how much work has been done. Prices are also known for all of this, and it will not be possible to overestimate them. Maximum - outlets on purchases, but there will also be copies.

Are there other questions?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №86067
 25.08.2013
You are my favorite second half!
I want to be the first and only one!
M is OK. You are my favorite first half!
So, who is your second half?? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №86066
 25.08.2013
You can imagine what a member I would have had if I had such a car? <link to card>
She: Maybe I’m bored, but it’s a tuning jaguar. The initial price is approximately 110k Euro. Suppose they did not use a base fork, so the amount stretches to 350k. Complete reworking of the body + another 40-150k. Average: the member for 280k is quite large, but still smaller than the members of the owners of a veyron or a maybach. What other erotic fantasies do you have to destroy before the lunch break is over?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №86065
 25.08.2013
X: My dreams are brilliant: when travelling between stars, you have to put fish in your mouth so that oil does not get into your mouth when you arrive on another planet.
Y: Do not listen to Aguzarov for the night anymore.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №86064
 25.08.2013
Listen, and bring me your photo!
M: Something did not find his fresh photo, sent a photo of his cat.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №86063
 25.08.2013
This is:
XXX: Buy a few cartridges. And start connecting them to the comp with Windows until the letters are finished. See how she behaves.
yyy: You, the testers, have such a shell in your ass that even on vacation prevents you from living quietly %)

This man is now called the tester??? For it is offensive (as a simple encycler)...
The new drive will just need to be mounted as a "empty NTFS folder" (in Disk Management. You find? About the same action from the command line you still early to know, it seems.)
P.S To occupy all the letters, create the "temp" folder on disk C:
In the command line, type "FOR %d IN (d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z) DO IF NOT EXIST %d:\ SUBST %d: %systemdrive%\temp"
Voila - all the letters are occupied - play as much as you can, citizen "tester", until the card reader has spent. Better a beer for manuals drink in the holidays.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №86062
 25.08.2013
<ALECS> greetings to everyone!!!! Help me find the course!!! to
<Angelofnet> ALECS: And where did you lose it?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №86061
 25.08.2013
here here :

A man comes into the store and says.
I am from Rusalko.
Yes it happens.
- Fuck me from the Russian Alcohol company, show me the vitrines!! to

When I was a student, I worked as a salesman in a supermarket. And here, on my first day at work, when nothing seemed to predict trouble, a aunt approached me and said:
I am a snowman. Has my goods arrived?
I answered, say, a minute, now I will clarify. And she went to scare all the sellers with the message that there was some Snowmen there, and she wondered if her goods had arrived. However, no one could understand what Snowden was and what kind of goods she needed. I went back to her to find out what she needed, and it turned out that she was a sales representative of the company, and she was interested in the canned vegetables of this brand.

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86060
 25.08.2013
I recently wrote about "Drinking Water". So, the jokes are jokes, but there is a real site that offers to download the disc... "radiation medicine"! Naturally not for free. That is, you go to the site, choose, for example, activated charcoal, insert a clean cloth and type "radiation" loads on it! Then we take out this bowl and put a bowl of water on it. Water for a while "Loaded" and - profit! Instead of water, you have the "drug" you need! This is indeed the inexhaustible fantasy of our people in the case of "almost legal" ways to withdraw money from the population!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №86059
 25.08.2013
Why are you so nervous in Russia? In our country, people walk quietly behind the training car, behind the bus. They don’t run out, they don’t run out, they don’t try to risk their lives. Always wait for a man to panic. You will always miss if you need to cross the crossroads to the left. Regardless of the car price.
What’s wrong with you, right?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №86058
 25.08.2013
Guild, Woo was off-line for almost a week.

HH: Where did it go?
I was offended by Inet...
The shield?! to
I explained to my girlfriend the OSI model (model of interaction of network applications), describing each step on the example of Russian mail.
ууу: After half an hour, not to endure bullying with such blasphemous comparisons, inet cut off in the entire quarter for 5 days:(

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86057
 25.08.2013
Sweats... Sweats...
Maybe people just don’t live in their time zone.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86056
 25.08.2013
My thought hit my head. At the filming of The Hobbit, everyone complained about the overly clear image (48 frames per second), saying that it looks too real. You can use up to 60 frames per second.
And if this effect of “reality” is used for the shooting of the film about the Amber Kingdom. "The Chronicles of Amber" of Roger Iron. The same it.
24 frames per second - a dull shadow (our world for example)
48 frames per second - the kingdom itself
60 frames per second is the primary path where the sense of reality is stumbling.

Here would be some new Peter Jackson to find, who will make these films with love and skill. There are 10 books plus 3 prequels. Money would be earned inexorably.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №86055
 25.08.2013
>>> Man scratching his teeth: - STOP!

And he himself was born with the rights in the ass and from childhood he was able to drive a car.
:D

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