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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88839
 25.10.2013
What does TS mean? A stupid fool? Their light? Creator of discussion? and ;)
The Topic Starter. But your options talk about funny opinions about locals.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88838
 25.10.2013
Let’s continue with the names.

At the beginning of the century in Deportivo from the glorious city of La Coruna played two comrades - Cisco and Piscu. In the "Valladolid" ball pin Sisi when he got a serious injury, it was difficult to keep from the title "Valladolid lost Sisi for six months". Fragment of the commentary game "Arsenal" - Nasri on Arshavin!
In "Granada" a certain Hassan Yebda plays. "Ball with the ball"
In Russia played Polish Mariusz Yop. "Yop, how dangerous it is!"
In the national team of Romania was Mariusz Popa. "Semshov broke through the gates, but hit right into Pop".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88837
 25.10.2013
This is:

What do you know about the methods of educating women?
Yesterday my husband asked me how much I earn a month, found out that it was little compared to him.

As a result - deprived of sex for 2 months, until I start bringing decent money to the house.

That’s what I know, a strategist.
And not these your "shubs" and "toffles"...

He obviously has someone to do this for two months.
Try to finance better.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88836
 25.10.2013
NoGuar
Why do you have a cat in the car?

inkling
We went for vaccination.

NoGuar
AAAA

NoGuar
Are you afraid to get vaccinated without a cat?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №88835
 25.10.2013
Gusly (20:29:33 23/09/2013)
Lenka and Hi! How are you in the mist? (I conduct a scientific survey, I ask everyone, I study the reaction I need to answer the question "how are you there, in the fog?" in a figurative way.

Chertovka (20:58:40 23/09/2013)
Am I in the mist? I am in the mist. The air almost doesn’t roll, it’s pulling and sticky like a lengthy mouthpiece. Thoughts flow smoothly only three themes - Work, Love, Tomorrow. With her, everything is clear.Take the arrows from the cupidon and give him a p$d so that the fox thinks before shooting.Work.Why think about it!You don't work - live for nothing.You work for nothing.Bla - live for no time.But tomorrow - it is already something. These are perspectives! It is the beginning of something new. Yes to! But not at me. For me, as usual, the next day is cooking pizza, pizza and chocolate.What do yogis usually do in the fog? They don’t think of every kitchen like Guslar.Guslar cries: “Wrushadka!Wrushadka! "And I’m like a fool rushing to write all sorts of scribes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88834
 25.10.2013
I work in a bank. Meeting appointed by the Chief of Incases (I) and to which the Chief of My Chief (NN) was summoned. Continuing the dialogue with my boss (N)
NN NN Give a list of people and briefly why they need to fuck, who should be fired immediately orders to sign.
There is no list
NN NN What are we talking about then?
Incasters gathered
NN NN What is the question?
I am not putting the program.
NN NN What are they saying?
They are now full of other projects.
NN NN You have a firearm, right?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88833
 25.10.2013
Sergey: fucking... wrote a letter, sent, and only now saw the signature - "Engineer-tenologist Sertai".... The thousands!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88832
 25.10.2013
I am looking for a book, in the query "Nearly everything about the nuclear reactor L.V. Mattweev fb2". At the bottom of Yandex contextual advertising: "Do you want to buy a nuclear reactor? Unrealistically low prices. The unwanted remains. See also"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88831
 25.10.2013
to this:
From the announcement of the sale of the car: <the description of the car> in the PDD did not participate. Call by tel...

There is in the description that the car has "electric light lifts"... sell it needs to...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88830
 25.10.2013
to this:
The hidden person is not the one whose smartphone screen is always on the password, but the one who can break the entire smartphone and learn nothing.

In a hidden person you will only find a phone without a camera and any kind of internet, and you will not find a smartphone.)))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88829
 25.10.2013
xxx: only now understood the real benefit of the captcha, when the cat walked on the keyboard, picked up a comment (and it didn’t work without a mate!) And only the captcha saved me from shame.)
yyy: so you have a cat is a robot, since the captcha did not let it)))
XXX: I knew...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88828
 25.10.2013
In the car, I sleep in the parking lot behind the wheel. Passengers in the back seat:
Maybe he is dead? Zombies have been driving us for a week.
Now he’ll turn around and start eating us.
Then I will be him!
A zombie, he is dead.
Then I will be in you, and he will think that I am mine and will not touch you.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88827
 25.10.2013
Dickie Dudgeon: Dedication to first-class students as always does not go without pearls! (I’m a sound operator at school) They play a game with them "this is me, this is me, it’s all my friends". They say something like "who of you does not look cloudy, loves sports and physical education", well, they answer "this is me...", and if it is not the case - they are silent. So, they say, “Who of you comes to class late for an hour?” In response, in silence, one child’s voice said: “This is Diiima!”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88826
 25.10.2013
I sit and listen to the news. Another battle with the sambit Emelyanenko-younger. The lawyer actively smears, such as here and there, Rafik is innocent, and his eyebrows are cut off in the area of his face. At first I raised, introducing my eyebrows somewhere in the inguinal region, and then, seeing the vegetation-grown face of the sambit, I understood the simple truth. The lawyer is right. The client’s eyebrow is indeed somewhere in the face.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88825
 25.10.2013
I read the newspaper, signature under the photo "Valentina Matvienko. The third person of the state".
What is my order number in our country?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88824
 25.10.2013
Man 22.03: Hi... one man advised you to fill tattoos.
How much will a half pocket cost to hit?
Man of 22.03:? to
Man 25.03: Can you answer my question, or can I even not count?? to

Tattoos 26.03: What is the sex puke?
The 26.03 Tattoos: Sex in the Ass?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88823
 25.10.2013
At the end of the film, Sasha turns from grey to white.
XXX as Gandalf

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88822
 25.10.2013
What is "How stupid"?
My friend told me today:
The morning. The bus. All students are in a hurry to study. In the hands of iPhones, tablets. Who plays, who sits on VKontakte. And I, as a fool, sit and catch my suspicious eyes and read a textbook on sexual diseases.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I also caught ambiguous views, reading the textbook "Technological processes of maintenance of aircraft and aircraft engines."
Maybe you and I will be in the future?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88821
 25.10.2013
p1lula: Every time I see the inscription "the pop-up window is blocked" I want to chew the computer, call it good and give a bone...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88820
 25.10.2013
To the question about mistakes in business correspondence by email:

xxx: Alexander, is my presence in this matter not required?

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