Listened in Communication:

I didn’t think of him as another, but the symbiosis with us was awary. Like watermelon and mushroom in the mouth!"

I’ve been sleeping a lot lately, especially at work.

Amur region... Flooding at every corner... Saving furniture, animals... And only my friends - the cowboys are sitting waiting for when the beer from the shops will begin to wash, to sit from the balcony and catch the bottles with the hood... We have already developed a special hook for 0.5...))))

"...There were no more women...so you think? Her grandmother says that her recipe is more delicious than the one that her grandmother cooked and asks this blonde for a recipe for her cabbage cabbage! And then the grandmother asked what was going on with her computer and how to repair it and this girl wrote out everything to do no worse than a professional computer worker! What to say, I fell in love instantly."

Well, well, the dream of a Russian man - a woman like his mother can do everything, and you can sleep with her. Children are infantile.

I work in an ethnic salon - people come to us all kinds, but one client sincerely pleased. Having seen another statue of an incomprehensible Indian god, she exclaimed with a feeling: "The Ethite Mosque!" " We still guess with our partner, what a Mosque is like.

xxx: put node32
XXX: This is a bad thing.
xxx: so it goes away quickly

At the train station: attention! Chauffeur, go to the dispatch immediately!

on TV broadcast about the wives of the oligarchs "the rhythm of the capital forces to do several things at the same time"
And I put such a mask on my face and my cat toilet.

How to set the floor in the database.
1 boy, 0 girl
- Yes, the boss says the opposite, but I understand the course of your thoughts
Then call it HasPenis: Boolean.

xxx: a river with the name of a predatory mammal, 4 letters?
YYY: Oh... Lena?

Today I saw, as when boarding the bus, the grandmother arranged a scandal that she was the first. There were four people on an empty bus.

> O4Kapuk was defeated.
> So it’s called now: the eyebrow.
There were many years ago, when it was just fashionable to write Russian nics from composite Latin (most software did not allow Russian symbols in nics to be entered). And the man wanted to be called a “hunting man,” and he wrote it JloBeLl. Well, and of course, someone did not understand the trick, so it was attached to him - the Jolobel.

I am an ordinary single mother of a beautiful 3.5 year old daughter. Standing in a row in the store, the grandmother standing in front of me begins to admire the beauty of my daughter. "And who are you so beautiful in?"Look at me carefully, bounce "Now obviously not in my mom. And where is your daddy, little boy?" The child looks at the snooping aunt and answers seriously - "He is already dead. The old was. Like you" Aunt grabs the heart, standing in a row behind the stomach.

Wife and husband:
- All, there will be no sex today, you didn't buy condoms.
The husband:
But we have another package.
The Wife:
This is for guests...

I also want to go to Russia, where the average salary is 25,000 rubles

Mort: Invented a new device for Apple. This will be a device that drastically changes the temperature of the water with the heat to burning hot in a fraction of a second. And then hot on ice. I will call it "Iblis!". By the way, the experimental sample is already installed in the shower of our room.)

I came home and I was on the threshold.
I met the blue cat. this
The clock was blown up in something, I
I haven’t found anything yet, but I have now.
all blue: floor, window, pillow,
The table, the threshold and I. Tomorrow I will wash,
The grandmother rides, saying that
It is a real Russian blue.

To me Sberbank sends SMS, such as "Realize your dream - take a consumer loan from us". Strange, I had another dream.

The father reads a lecture to his brother about the fact that he plays too much on the compass and looks at the telecast, saying, at home someone will die, he will not notice...
And I am two meters away from them at this time blowing over the toilet because of food poisoning and nobody notices me :-(

From corporate correspondence.
Note: Roman on vacation, everyone knows this

by: Roman
For whom: Glory
Copy of: Mikhail
Please check whether the conditions of transportation in the port of destination are confirmed.

From: Glory
For whom: Roman
Copy of: Mikhail
> Who are you?

by: Roman
For whom: Glory
Copy of: Mikhail
Glory, this was written by Light at the request of Polina, who temporarily replaced Roman on behalf of Vitaly Alexandrovich. In general, we all walk under God.

by: Mikhail
For whom: Roman
Category: Glory
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