Two guys
Buy a calculator!
I have a computer.
In the bathroom you will suddenly want to count!
I have a phone.
Do you go to the toilet with your phone?! to
No, with a calculator!

Mm to:
XXX: It was somewhere in early April.
I walk on the sidewalk and see the gloves lying. I thought that the woman going in front of her fell, picked up, wanted to give. But I see, the gloves are men’s, obviously not her. I took it and threw out the gloves. In the back, some drunk spotted "ei, I lost the gloves!" I did not explain anything to him, picked it up and went on. He threw it out at the corner again. A fool came out of the balcony again. So he carried his gloves almost to the house, and there he threw them into the garbage.

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And in our time on the branch of the nearest tree or bush hanged. The sadness.

Vartex91:...In fact, from the next generation, cars will be equipped with devices that scan the edges of the road.
Throwable: I fear that in Russia such an intelligent car will simply refuse to drive because of the impossibility of determining the edges of the road or the road itself.

From OpenNet:
It is yes. The reality is that Google is worse than Microsoft.
Why is?
Patamucha Gugel from Watching Yu.
It doesn’t go into the wallet.
This will be fixed soon. We're working on it.

Lesson
Yes, this is a serious question.
As a philologist.
Sustainable turnover "fuck-collect" is synonymous with the verb "fuck"?

Nashville
How to use the concept of synonyms. To your attention, synonyms in the world of unity! At least in the languages I know.

Fucking and fucking are phrases equivalent. That is, their meanings are similar, but there are some grammar and syntax differences.

Comment on the beautiful video "Don't forget to breathe while watching" - "Closer! My younger brother is suffocated, because he can’t read!!and "

My boyfriend and I are going to live together. We discussed possible household problems on the shore.
I’m going to cook and clean. What will you do?
He says, I will eat meat.
And from useful?
It is beneficial for vegetables.

from the conference of administrators about dance with the drum

...
Sometimes it helps just to stand next to the user and everything starts to work right away.
- Syndrome "It is itself"))
This is "The Effect of Master Presence"
Do not forget the break!! to
- 70% of problems, as strange as they are solved...)))
This is a fiction (many of them are). They repair different devices from the inside. People think it worked out on its own.
Whoever has a fixy, please give it for divorce. ;)
- And the Fiksiks, I understand, live on the automator (because when it arrives, everything seems right away?)
In the beard.
- Yes, I rarely have a beard, but when I am next to the user, the break often starts to work, and women automers will agree with this.
"Surely the physics live on the head of the automator and feed on smart thoughts in exchange for repairing equipment. Users are not planted because of the lack of feed base!

It dictates the serial number of the computer. I get to the letter G. I say:
- G (ji) as "George".
The guy at the end asks:
What is the point "G"?

The translation of the names in the porn lab has always been marked by unexpected semantic turns, but "Chicks Gone Wild #3 / Angry Puppies #3" even broke me off.

Life is painful and hopeless.
There is no point in being in vain.
Love is Dead by Natasha
Natasha is 10 years old.

It was necessary to see the eyes of the Turks looking after the ship with the anchor spreading on the wind.
– – – – –
In this regard, I remembered the anecdote: "Captain! The cockroach floated!

This is a bad note..."

Being an adult is good :) No one should spend money on batteries for toys on the radio control.

Read the news: "In Canada, drivers have installed a deer detector". I think there are elves not only among drivers.

We have one man and one director.
Who gave me the power? It is like an absolute monarchy.

Let it go. Sorry for not calling, my father went to the hospital, I didn't have time at all. I must be)
by 09:31:04
and more)

Anastasia
You are already in debt.
by 09:32:14

Oleg
Well, even if you haven’t borrowed money.
by 09:32:56

Anastasia
Yes, I’t pay at all.)
by 09:33:26

Oleg
I should get married)
by 09:33:43

Anastasia
Borrowing you money?? to

Alexis
In Canada, if a student asks a teacher a question on his subject, and the teacher does not answer, the student is awarded a prize and the teacher is automatically dismissed from the college.
by 11:11:49
I would have been like that (

Sergey
Marijuana is recognized as a medicine.
by 11:12:46
We are here (

Talk about moving to a new apartment, reasoning on how we will live there and the like:

"Do we have a pet?
So why? Why have a pet?
There is something living nearby.
Am I no longer alive?
You... Yeah, you are already a half-dead man, who is trying to die all the time, but he fails and is very proud of it.

Product Costyle, version 1.0
Found bug: on the smooth surface, the shell slides, which is why sick people often fall
Resolved in version 1.1: a long shaft with counterweights is added so that the inertia does not allow the user to fall quickly.
Discovered bug: long six clinging to buildings and passers
Resolved in version 1.2: warning signs and sound alarms are added at the end of the six.
Found bug: due to the increased weight of the shell is difficult to move sick people
Resolved in version 1.3: added wheel with pedals
Discovered bug: single-legged people can not spin pedals
Resolved in version 1.4: extra pedal removed.

Girl, let’s take a cup of coffee with you?? to
Where, at what time?
I did not see any response of interest. So far!