by C HABRA:

XXX: That’s why they are choking. In particular, I am equally confused about paying nothing, only problems of excess on my head and the loss of money, which I have eaten for food is enough...
YYY: Sorry, but why do you feed the tree?

Chippolino, my world will never be the same. = = (

Screenwriter

On one of the film-forums there is a theme "we will help to find a movie by description" I decided to just come up with a plot that I would like to see in the movie and send them (mol help I can't remember the movie) In the end, 3 people wrote me the title of the same film, downloaded, watched, oh*L, As if I really was a screenwriter and according to my script filmed.

The title! The title must be left!! to

So I want to please everyone that I imitate even with a shower.

DmitryakaSukhotsky: I will not surrender the EGE, I will go to the army, I will sell everything I had, I will fly to Indonesia, I will pay for microwaves, I will earn money, I will come to Russia, I will swallow all by bribery, I will receive a diploma, I will delight my father, I will go to Australia, I will build a cottage, I will work as a driver until the end of my days, I will make money again, I will fly to Miami, I will settle in a good hotel, I will buy b/u lamborghini, 100 liters of gasoline, a delta plan, I will go to the highest mountain in the United States, I will go off it, I will go to Hollywood, I will look at it, and all. Heppined Nakh!

Up to cynicism. In the fitness club opposite the running trails and cycling trainers hang TVs. and the culinary channel.

I was travelling in Moscow. I had to ride the subway a couple of times with a child in a wheelchair. And there are crossings, stairs, doors... In short, the most common phrase I’ve heard in Moscow was the phrase “give me help.”
Thank you guys. Restore faith in humanity.

I have from these "preambles" and "ambules"; palm to face grew (

Group of Game of Thrones

xxx: advise how to name a cat, I initially plan for Stark
Yyy: I do not advise Stark, they will die very quickly

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YYY: No, this is a man who has the contents of the grave himself excavated.)

xxx: advise how to name a cat, I initially plan for Stark
Yyy: I do not advise Stark, they will die very quickly
and *******

Tony Stark is okay.

and summarize:

To you, girl:
to all:

Question of this:
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This is:
Where are the normal headphones "drops"?Well, I don't understand these new-fashioned spots, they remind me of anal sex: they get tight, you feel a strong discomfort and constantly scratch out!
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You have a rich personal experience.
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Is it he, not she?
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I answered the girl!! to
But here is what the anticipating guy, after reading my post, immediately thought of a man - leads to certain thoughts :))

The fact that you are a girl does not cancel the intriguing all the questions gathered here - how do you know the impressions of anal sex? And what about your floor, when it comes to your ass?! to

Just the girl is probably okay with her personal life. Unlike most of the existing tricks.

At the age of 19, one of my friends already had a child.
The other got married at 19.
As for me...
Do you want to make a sandstone? = is

I love cats, but since they don’t play about them, I have to wet zombies.
Yyy: Did you want to urinate the cats?

You have beautiful eyes! I’m sure you see them great!

by Rio

About the professionalism.

I am in line at the pharmacy. In front of me is a guy (P) 30 years old with a friend. In turn, the guy stretches the appointment leaflet and asks the pharmacist(A):
Q: Does it really help or not?
A (strict elderly woman in glasses): and you think prostatitis is a joke?!...
And push a lecture for 10 minutes as this is all serious, and that must be treated.

The shocked guy pays 1,500, silently takes his medication and turns around to leave. A friend (D) stops him behind his shoulder and approaches the window:
D: Wait... Give me the same.

triklozoid: The wife says that her Instagram broke, I ask how she understood it, she answers "I posted a photo and no likes".

It was only when I started loading the exe file instead of the movie that I thanked the greed for having a slow internet.

The Russian Sea at its knee, especially the Red and Mediterranean.

Well, finally justice begins to triumph and the courts have taken over high-ranking officials.

In Letichevsky district court of our region, the head of the district GAI was tried for bribery, which was handed to him by the driver. The process of giving the bribe was recorded by a video recorder.

The judgment of the court, as always, was justified and fair:

1st Driver fined for bribery

2nd The chairman is justified. As stated in the court decision, because "the money itself fell into the hands of the police officer"