admin: and also make them run under the table and connect the compops on their own, arguing that the last imbitil will not be able to confuse the connectors

When will you learn to understand that your work needs to be done on your own? This "admin" is the deer's journey itself, if it is connected to comp users.

I am referring to the urdu who wrote the second part of the message. The eagle is you. I work in a company with a staff of 4 administrators and we deal with 1500+ users across the CIS. What do you think noble idiot, is there a possibility to walk and all connect the PC? And how many tasks per day do we perform, that is, administrative tasks that the user can really not cope with on their own? And to connect the PC you need (Oh my God) only 5 connectors that differ in color (for those who do not understand that they are also different in shape, so that you can not be confused) - power, keyboard and mouse, network and video. Home PC to connect, you will also call Sisadmin to connect or ask in the store?The TV is also scary - there are 2 entrances!! to
Our job is to make the infrastructure work in the normal mode, so that if the user has any problems with: drivers, mail, network, software - we solve them. Here is our job.
P.S Don’t be confused when you’re a boy on call – "Come to me the monitor broke (the power button is turned off)" and you’re a sitadmin. You obviously worked first.

Anna: And I went to the solo this weekend.
Anna: Photographs posted in VK
Dmitry Evon as
Dmitry: At least not alone?
I lost my virginity in Senegal.
Anna: Evan as
At least not alone?

Cyril, don’t go away! That is shit!

In addition, a citizen can be expelled from his apartment only if this housing is not the only one. If the exiled tenant has no other housing, the municipality is obliged to provide him with a new housing based on the social norm of 18 square meters. M for man.

Comrade of Lawyers! What does it get?
Thus, a family of three people, displaced from a one-bedroom apartment can quite rely on a two-bedroom, or 54 meters of utilities / shelter?

and Denis:
thanks
and

2 lines is not zigzagging Chippolino, but just a finger jumped =)

I sit at home, I work. The door to the balcony is opened, children’s voices are heard from the street. I hear the dialogue. The boy, judging by his voice, is four years old, stands:

I want to go to Goorkovo.

My mother jokingly cries:
I want to go to Moore.

After a moment, the boy calmly said:

Where is the sea and where is the mountain?

On the request, I'm calling, the printer is broken)))) The applicant's name is Kolbaja Eka Kukurievna, I'm even like to turn to her not to roast xD

I decided to try a lubricant. He shows me a tube. I ask :
Are there instructions on how to use them?
Draw and rule!
I was crying :D

From the discussion on the legal prohibition of drugs.
I love ice cream and am happy to live in an age when people who are obese have not yet achieved its ban because they can’t curb their weaknesses!

My 2-year-old daughter loves to help with laundry. It will load the linen into the machine, press the buttons, remove the clean and take it to the loggia. And then the clamps and things are served while I hang them on the rope outside the window.
Today I was late for the final stage. I approach - and she did it herself: she stood up on her chicks and diligently put her clothes one by one in the window "loads out". As a mother. The rope is not visible from below.

Basilisa: “When I eat, I am good; hence the conclusion: food contains kindness!”
Morphine: and this kindness is then deposited on the sides and the pope... better in the breasts) or strange kindness, straight like evil)

I read in one forum, impressed :D
And also in the Arguments read on the last page that there is such a useful gas that relaxes the sphincters of the rectum and bladder. The delicate French used this special tool against the extremely radical demonstration of feminists; after that, the ladies quietly separated alone.

Let’s fight corruption with the system!
No, not my daddy. As the experience shows, it is much easier to fight the system with the help of corruption, rather than the opposite :(

Love is
I went to the gynecologist yesterday.
by 12:45:53
She gave me 3 questionnaires to fill out and there was the question of how many partners have been in the whole life?
I ask her type to answer? I-DAA

Lera
and)))
by 12:47:11
How much did you write?

Love is
I first wrote 20 (as is) and then stuck and scratched 0. But I decided that 2 was too little for me and attributed it to the beginning of 1. Shorter it looked like I first wrote 120 and then scratched 0. It is blue 😉
by 12:48:32

Lera
ahahahahahahah

I prepared for zombie apocalypse – healed my teeth.

I decided to invite the girl to live with me.
From the morning I ran around the house, released hangers, shelves in the bathroom, in the closet...
Later she came - with a buck, a cape, a harness and a mouse for 12 dop. The key!

from JJ:
The Metro. Not a peak hour, but the people are superb. The entering grandmother (an ancient Slavic coat, cloth, bag-avoska and veil) immediately give up their place. Grandma with a bright smile gets stuck in the corner and begins to hang. Whether it’s socks or baby pants: from my point of view, the item coming out of her hand will be quite suitable for the roarshah test. The audience gently looks at her, recalling something bright from her childhood - a house in the village, candy cakes, walks to the zoo and eggs.
Suddenly an idyllic phone call runs. and mobile. The melodies seem to be somewhat new. The Godfather, without breaking away from the strap, gets a pipe out of the avocado and speaks to the whole wagon: "Lyala! The Doll! I go! Don’t buy a lot of vodka, I’m with you! Take two, two cups - fucking we will feed the neighbors! and no coupe - only luxury, we are no longer at that age".
There is no scene. I can’t stop, I get out of the car. My shoulders are shaking in silent grief.

Ex-pert: Judging by our game. In Ireland, Kerzhakov bit the whole team. Now they are crawling together :)

Previously, in order to release the toilet, it was necessary to turn off the light in it. Now you need to turn off the router.

What I like about Huber - nonsense is not understandable, but terribly interesting!