To all the well-known paradoxes added another:
Chats for World of Tanks (MMO game about tanks) do not exist, but punishment for their use is provided!
...it is like in the Russian legislation – there is a punishment for a coup attempt and there will be nothing for the coup itself. Don't try it. Just do it.

How do you personally fight the system?
— Start > Menu > Log out of the system.

Artzib: a child raised with memes was found on the Internet

Despite all this love, a man cannot be happy with the one he loves.
A good topic. and long. About a bottle.
I see you understand.)

by Ivan Rykov:
Who is on Movie 43?? to

Andrei Kuznetsov
Fuck, don’t go

Andrei Kuznetsov
It’s not an appeal, it’s an evaluation of the film.

A young man with a phone for 800 rubles and a watch for 6500, where to find you?!?! to

From the taxi driver:
Sunny is in trouble today. with passenger
BBB: What is it?
Which one did it? ;)
With a passenger? Were they two written? and :)
DDD: People in traffic jams do not miss :D
He has fallen asleep! I fell asleep! The passenger woke up.

"We are not alcoholics... just sober boring"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I can distinguish reality from reality.

XHH: Does anyone know how to remotely repair discs from macs with the power of thought?
Do not give again?
You won’t believe, last time I was eating. It is not now =(

xxx: here in c# is asked
xxxx to represent a member?
XXX: I have to answer.
Close the door so that the mum cannot see.
YYY: and display

I live in Peter.
On Friday in history, the temptation, the savna, the Eastern Slavs were held. They came to tribal unions. The historian(s)
Write the vapors. They were the most backward of all the tribes.
Someone in the class: Where were they?
On the territory of the modern Moscow region.
The roar in the classroom stood such that it was heard from the whole floor :-D

<J> Look at what shoes!!! (The reference )
<M> how much is it?
<J> and what is it?and ;)
<M> just so how much?
<J> and what are you asking?and :)
<M> is just interesting, so how much?20 thousand?
<J> well almost...
<M> is this shit for 500 euros?!?! to

The neurons in his brain are dielectric.

Some of our servers are called Roman Emperors. Then they ended and Harry Potter began.

Sorry, but to register your password must contain the head letters, numbers, hockey, hieroglyphs and the blood of five virgins.

XXX: I don’t know how you, but I personally think Java is harder than PHP

YYY:java, but I have been learning Portuguese for a long time

I have to do it 😉 😉

1 Behold, you are a creature that shakes or a creature that has a right.
2 Behold, you are a creature shaking, or a creature with a driving license.
I am a creature that has the right to tremble.
2 and you may be the yeast that has the right to create

I believe that when one socket disappears after washing, there is one more free Dobby in the world.

Once in Yandex.Bar I lost in Yandex.Cards all Yandex.Money. I had to go home not on Yandex.Taxi, but on Yandex.Metro and Yandex.Electric. Yandex.People had a lot, but avoided Yandex.Probok, and when he walked past the fencing lined with Yandex.Posts, he the warm summer Yandex.Weather. On the way, I went to Yandex.Post and sent Yandex.Postcard to relatives with an invitation to visit Yandex.Opera.
It would be necessary, I thought, to look for a higher paid Yandex.Work, so that you can safely take a loan on Yandex.Auto, or even on Yandex.Real Estate. I came home, turned on the TV, and there Yandex.News. I was bored to watch them, so I sat down at the computer, opened Yandex.Browser and started watching various interesting Yandex.Video to listen to my favorite Yandex.Music. Yandex.The time was late, so I soon went to bed.