In short, my grandfather cut me off today. I sit like this, I read the book of Dostoevsky "Idiot", and grandfather said, what do you read? I show him the cover, and he speaks clearly with a disturbed feeling. has gone. I hear my grandmother say, “I thought my grandson was reading something on the program, and he was reading something...”

XXX: I plan a trip by car on the route Moscow-Voronezh-Donetsk-Odessa
In Voronezh I go to the Wi-Fi store antenna (hours for 2 -3), then in Rostov to lose 4 hours to meet with friends and go to Donetsk. In fact, if there are accompanyers, or better drivers, I can take them with me.
YYY: I was in Voronezh several times, but to drive there for WiFi antenna - I did not hear the nuances.
ZZZ: You probably aren’t married.

Crew: XXX, the tractor hit the snow and accidentally crashed into the car.
And the cow? Snowboard or snowboard?
Crew: Kowsh himself, knock the car on belonging... (dicts data)
Not lucky, he lives far away.
What kind of car is it
Crew of: Semka
The BMW 7?
Crew: There is no vase.
You’re covered in the snow so that you can’t see it.
The curtain.

This is:

Where are the normal headphones "drops"?? to
Well, I don't understand these new-fashioned spots, they remind me of anal sex: they get tight, you feel a strong discomfort and constantly scratch out!
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You have a rich personal experience.

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Today at 4:30 p.m. I went to take the baby’s turn for a free massage.

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The 12th!! to

This
Conversation with an admin/enikey:
I am a bad admin.
Everyone complains about me.
CHC: Why is it?
admin: I tell them they’re elves (wowfully true)
admin: and also make them run under the table and connect the compops on their own, arguing that the last imbitil will not be able to confuse the connectors
You are burning!)

When will you learn to understand that your work needs to be done on your own? This "admin" is the deer's journey itself, if it is connected to comp users. I myself worked on the admin, this job is easy, just later moved to industrial programming and chef-installation. And if the administrator tries to get me under the table, he will leave the job the same day. I don’t want to fill out his paperwork. Yes, in general, for a normal person, admin is only the first stage of a good career... And if he’s a lifetime of “fat moustache, beard, sweater,” then it’s just a computer plankton, a bride of which he has thought a lot about himself. I wish him that in the hospital, the plaster on his hand was advised to put on itself, because there is nothing difficult.

This can only happen in Yakutia. The forest is burning and... snow falls.

We are watching the world championship in light athletics.
Q: Why are Kenyaans and Ethiopians running ahead?
I: You understand, it is natural selection, they have little food, only those who are able to catch food by the heat survive.
Q: Why are they all so terrible?
I: You understand, this is natural selection, they have little water, only those survive whom crocodiles crawl in the river.

After a very dirty talk at the lake:

Do you wash your bicycle with your hands?
No, with a socket.
Q: With a knife? Do you wash your bike with socks?

A long pause.

K is yes. Remove the second socks.

XXX is a wonderful author. He really closes my gaps in my head with simple schemes with a clearly prescribed causal effect. I am beginning to love history.
YYY: Wait, I don’t understand. You are beginning to love history. But the story is about people.
You don’t like people!
XXX is yes.
But those people are all dead!

When I moved to another department in the Bank, where mostly men work, I learned a lot of new phrases for myself. Hussar rhinitis, double Dutch shurval, anal sommelier and many other terrible words

I wanted a Nick...
The O4 Kapuk.
So it is now called: eyeball.

I bought the model pants "no more eating"!

xxx: and I write a fairy tale - "Lish and Goose"!
YYY: And what is there?
As long as the name is invented...

Because of the fact that I’m usually the first in phone notebooks – I’m often ringing people’s asses and being silent, swirling my clothes!

This morning I made a joke.
I call to dictate the indication of water from the meter.
She said to me: Thanks.
I am – big!
It is: Big

Olga: What are you treating, Maine Liebknecht Freud?
Alexander: Vodka))) No, I joke, of course - Remantadine, I cook herbs (I cook!!!Drops in the nose, all that.
Olga: Well, a complete disappointment))) It’s all too right!
Alexander: Ol, well, I am still not a classic male, I am half-pedor, so I know how to treat, I know how to cook and - oh, shame! I don’t wear socks 😉
Olga: Damn))) Half Pedoraz - it's like a piece of clothes sounds, if honest...
Alexander: Ahaha))) "He stuck his elegant half-pedoraz")))
Olga and Dada)))

Lera: When the foam film from above starts to rise, remove and turn off the fire.
Lera: Do not leave him
Lera: or flee the shit will then wash it all.
HOG: I don’t have a puddle that will wash everything away afterwards.

In my childhood, I was fishing with worms.

YYY : Why? O_O

XX: They have subversively tried to sabotage their work of earning. This is unacceptable!!! to

zzz: These are the wrong worms you are crawling.
The real worm must be such that he sits on a leash without any hook, rushes rapidly to the naively floating carousel, suffocates, rises, passes the prey on to the master and, after a comradeship, crumbling the worm's jaw, goes back to underwater hunting!

From Habr:
> -...electric shock that would turn off the driver in case of excess. It should be, but not humane.
>...And what will happen to the driver’s car whose electric shock was cut off at full speed?? to
“Well, she would have flown out into the cottage and slowly burned, but it was a misanthrope that woke up in me.