xxx: When I was on vacation, I revised the entire "Mission impossible"
xxx: Now the morning meeting of the department, I start with the words: "Your mission, if you agree, will consist of the following..." )))

They may have a hunting rifle in a safe to protect their homes.
It is somewhere in a parallel universe or in the beautiful Russia of the future that a normal person can impunely defend himself from the “bulls.” And in the real Russia of the present, the only legitimate possibility to defeat the freezing with a weapon (any one) is to die first. At the same time, they do not restrict themselves in any way in the ways and instruments of your murder. So in order not to get trouble with the law, the bullies attacking you need, if possible, quietly shoot (if at home) and get rid of the bodies. Otherwise a tournament.

At work there is a colleague, Rosa Elena, well the name is double - Rosa Elena. It is written separately.
I, as a shy person, probably never gather with the spirit to ask - what it is for a man to live 45 years with such a name...

Spam has come – a new word in plastic surgery – amputation. I had no strength to read further.

I was in Colorado. There are no frogs on the potatoes, I looked specifically.

X: Do we have an ambulance? What kind of shit?
YYY: Yes, it’s because of the feast of the chickens, which.

One day, my older brother and I were riding the big ones. I was driving wrong, and I was constantly trying to hit him. After one such unsuccessful attempt, my brother made a thoughtful, sad expression of his face and said:
"My young fellow I think you could be the cause of my death"

If you write a word on paper and it is not highlighted by a red wave line, it does not mean that it is written correctly!

I remember the poppy. History the first.
I have an exam, I am sitting and studying. This animal sits on the lamp and sows the table. Slowly moving on my shoulder. When he was finally confused in geometry, under his left ear was a loud voice: "Do you get stupid?"

Again in a week.
23 hours. I sit at the comp. The stomach feels a loud bump. After breathing, I go to the kitchen (the puppy sleeps there). I turn on the light and go to the refrigerator. The bird looks at me with an unwelcome look, sneezes and says, “What has come?”
For some reason, there was an obsessive idea to put it in the freezer.

Comment on the article "How the world fights mosquitoes":
xxx: This article is sexism and is purely directed against female individuals.

I have known my son as my father. Very comfortable! Wife: "Vaski, eat lunch!" The cat is also running.

When my mother was pregnant with me, ultrasound was done only for medical reasons and not all, so they sat down and decided that they would give birth to Andrew, a father's assistant and a mother's support. My mother went to give birth to me, my father went to the factory. At lunch came to the country (from the factory 1.5 km) and while my grandmother was cooking, he decided to cut wood. Next from the words of the grandmother: comes ZIL with the factory and they talk on the phone called, the daughter was born, such a weight, height. I run to my son, I say a girl, a girl is born, everything is fine! And he stood upright, silently with a column, and shrugged the pine with the pine on which he had cut up to half opened.)) Now when I recall this case, the folder smiles and says that he’s so crazy of happiness, ah.

Today, under my windows, a man comes out of the car, talking on the phone:
Fuck, where is he? Where is my son, I fucked his mother.
The sandwich collapsed.

There is Westeros p...c, and you are talking about all the shit here!!! to

I always went for lunch at a restaurant near the office, which is held by Armenians.

Since he ate there every day, and lunch was a little more expensive than their competitors, he never left for tea. And few people, in my opinion, give for business lunch for tea.

In general, one day I sit with a colleague, lunch. They bring an account. And here my colleague points out that in our account appeared the line "for service" 200 (!!!!) R for two. For what, his mother, service?

Ask the waitress, he calls the administrator.

Approach a thick girl and report that this line is turned on by PERMANENT clients who forget to leave the teaspoons.

and smiles.

We also smiled, a little showered. And she didn’t see our smiles anymore, as did us or anyone else from our department and our neighbors.

The M Marketing.

XXX is a mystery.
What the girl is proud of, what the sailor is afraid of, and what the peasant hides for the winter.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
There was a time when the girls were proud of their hair.

The authors of the loud, and interfering in the meaning of the film, casino advertising is time to be held accountable for gay propaganda. They are p... and

Season 1: Fouou, Incest
Season 7: Uriah, Incest

>> Someone here is a girl with a low self-preservation instinct. To grasp such a gun owner - what a fool to be for this?<<

Oh seriously? In the event of the legalization of weapons will be relied on the shooting? Fuck your weapons, gentlemen. Yesterday, a very nervous footage sounded so loud that I delayed his advance through the traffic jams for four seconds, while crawling in front of his car standing at the intersection to the left. Did I shoot him too? Or he me? No, guys, with such arrangements you are not what weapons, you can't trust the way out on the streets without the bullshit)))

by Denis Dragunsky:

- The neighbor on the side - a perforator and drill, carefully and lawfully, from nine to twenty-two forty-five, and so has been three years. The neighbor above has two wonderful babies, do not go to kindergarten. From the morning to the day, I’m running around my head. The neighbor below has a dog, a dumb basset, as the owner goes to work - begins to chew and whip. What should I do? Everyone says you can’t do anything. Repairs, children, pets are sacred.
and yes. Yes Yes Yes.
What are you giving? What should I do so that they can’t do anything to me?
Take the Orthodoxy.
What kind of Christ has endured and told us? thank you.
No is no! Release the beard and attract them for insulting feelings. They prevent you from praying. You will see how they sing.