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 03.05.2013
We dress up with my husband in the hallway, he says that he is disturbed by a tumble.
I: Why did you call me a thumbnail? I am thin, well maximum penalty!
He is (sweetly): a schizophrenic... but thin!
You are... a comedian!
He said, “My back wall is strong. (This is about the muscles of the back)
I: You’d better have the box in front of you.
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