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 01.10.2012
XXX: Is there a new one?
YYY: Just get stuck! =))) I got stuck today at the very least... =)))
YYY: Listen to me briefly!
yyy: I've been dating Katka for a month, it's all fine)) Today when I was having sex I almost called her Olya (the name of the former), and my brain realized that something was not in the subject, only by pronouncing the slogan "OL", and the first thing that immediately came to my mind to finish the word with the slogan "EG"... Sex was interrupted, because Katya was confused and asked for explanations that Oleg was still behind...
yyy: I’m in full car, I don’t know what to answer to her... Gathering with thoughts I say that this is my cousin))))) She, naturally, begins to chase me that I’m a pedic perverse))))
yyy: Well I reassure her, I say that I accidentally remembered that he invited us with her yesterday to him on his birthday tomorrow, and I didn't buy subraok and so accidentally broke out his name))))
yyy: In the end, it seemed to have been destroyed, but now you need to find something about Oleg, who has a snail tomorrow and ask him for a visit, first warning him that he is my cousin))))
You are XDDDDDD

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