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 01.09.2012
Women's Forum, theme "Strange habits in men"
Logic, logic... What is logic?! to
I drink coffee with milk and sugar, the guy drinks black and without sugar. In the morning, he drinks his portion, and while I go for breakfast, he has time to drink most of mine with the screams: "Fu, what an abomination you are drinking!" I already tried to make him 2 servings, tried to hide my cup ))) - useless. Fighting with him, right? It seems like a little bit, but without coffee I can not wake up, and in the morning so in a hurry that any delay irritates.
YYY: I did that with sandwiches until I put my toothpaste and masked it with a sausage on top. No more stealing.
Zzzz: Girls, don’t get so upset about the joke. We guys are like cats. A cat can also be fed off, but when he sees a piece of sausage on the table, he still steals, even if the mushroom is already cracking on the seams. It is instinct.
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