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 29.04.2011
The Six:
Natalya Y: If you want sex life bright,
Not crying in bed for boredom.
My advice is to marry on dojaras.
They have golden hands!
Alexandr M has golden breasts!
His hands are too rough.
You get married, guys, on the fleetists
Flute has golden lips.

Nikita Y: It’s all funny, friends, but by.
You would not bother being an adult.
You marry your loved ones.
My favorite gold weddings.
Ivanauskas: Not bad lines, right word -
Whatever women are, all stars are gold.
In fact, only a couple of divorces...
Buy uplifting clothes.

Roman W: How funny it is. Very much on the subject!
It was not invented long ago.
I will tell you how to solve the problem -
Save money and run yourself!
Andrey Z: Hands, feet, golden lips
This is a big dilemma for me too.
It is better to go to the surgeon.
No eggs – no sex – no problem.

Mihail M: Very radical, without a doubt!
They brought us into the impasse of poetry.
But there is also a solution:
No eggs left – put your ass!
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