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 01.03.2011
You may not believe me, but this story is absolutely true!
I work as a jewelry seller in Mega. Everyone gets caught. So here’s another "everything" It stands 5 meters from the shelf and looks into the window. She appears to be interested, but does not decide to approach. I start calling, I say, come and look. She is fading. and explains. Something like, "yes no, that you, I can’t, when I approach all the jewelry breaks down right away". I like them)) I start to quietly roast about myself and get all the shit. I get pearl beams and stuff, such as, "you that, here a keval thread, stronger than titanium, it can be used instead of a car wire." What kind of cowardice, fucking? But the woman believes and quietly steals.
At this moment, the forest is broken. I fucking ought. As for her, the buses are new, the leash is strong. But the woman stumbled more. She grabbed her head, stumbled on something like "aaaaaaa, it starts again", ran in circles and hysterically turned away from the shelf. And I stood like a fool—as if you would reassure her, I said it would not break, and she warned. And his fuck knows whether to calm her down, or to gather the butts. In short, this is how it happens.
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