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 09.01.2023
One old man, a typical representative of the class of the bourgeoisie, came to the doctor for a reception and ran on Lexus, but that doesn’t matter. The doctor nodded over his back, smashed his side and decided to let go with peace and courage, to return in 2 weeks.
“And while you’re at home, do the exercises yourself,” the doctor tells him. “Here’s the disc of Dr. B. You have to do every day, from the morning, everything that is shown there, except GREBLY! Remember, except for the rabbits! Understood everything?
The man said he understood and went away. A week passed and he called the doctor and said:
"Listen, I did everything like you said except for the scramble, but I didn't understand the disc.
How did I not understand? Can you not understand there? Come here, I will explain.
The man left, and while the doctor was waiting for him, he thought. “What, stupid, what you can’t understand, physical exercise disk, look and do.”
The man came and found out... It turns out, the daughter put in order in her father’s office, and in the box with the disc of Dr. B. was an old Czech cartoon about KROTA! Remember this good Soviet cartoon? So, this man watched the cartoon about the crocodile this week and performed all the movements behind it. And in this series, there was just another moment where the crot on the boat creeps. Well, the man, as he promised, did everything except roast.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2023-01-07/#1370494
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