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 11.08.2017
Since then I have ceased to be angry at the circumstances, the actions of people, in my view, wrong. In general, everything around, because I understood and accepted one very important postulate: "Everything that is not done is for the better." Do not believe, look at:
1 ) I forgot to attach the belt in the car, I rush to the inspector of the GIBDD, the rod stop. Injury and anger, it is a pity to pay a fine of 1.5 thousand. A hundred meters ahead, where I was supposed to go for three to five seconds, Gazelle flew out and turned over. At the time it was mine.
2 ) He caught fish, from the shore to the river on the columns made a "seed". Standing on the shore is not very, around a lot of gossip. Failed to knock, and from the nose fly into the water glasses, which two months from the family, the price - 8 thousand. The rub. I spoke a lot of motherly words. The fishing is over. Without glasses is unrealistic. The next day, he came with a mask and a suit for the underwear (so that the snake would not bite). I found glasses, and a plus: a bank with flashes, and expensive; a spin "Shimano" with a coil - this set of thousands. 15 Tracks; the garden is metal. All fresh, without corrosion, I use it all.
3 ) Going by train to the capital, ticket taken in advance. One hour before leaving, I decided to take a shower. There was no water (for the first time in ten years). and boring. I called a taxi. We go. Rain in the city. Half the wheel. and anger. We waited a long time for the other car, and finally we were late. I came home and gave me water until I was gone. Strips from the shower, not strong, but pour past the bath (failed to hang the shower pen). By the morning, the lower apartment would swim, and that swim would cost thousands of three hundred.
and 4). The rest base. Two old friends are sitting in a boat and waiting for me to sit down. It’s dark, but it’s about to light. I stretch my hands to the boat, missing and physically down. Drilled the skin, scratch, on the side. I remain at the base. Friends have sailed. In the farmer. Twenty minutes later, a boat entered their boat. Emergency and trauma. Three years have passed since then, one of the friends is specifically crumbling. He collects money to go to a cool clinic in Germany.
I will stop on this, although there are still under two dozen such cases in memory. Now I am a happy man, I NEVER complain or get angry, because I know firmly that everything that Heaven sends is for good. And when I’m wished good luck, I smile, because none of us know what luck is. Whether the mouth of the pierce, or the money to cut. Time will show later.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-08-10/#900775
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