In our city, a scheduled inspection of the warning system was carried out and, accordingly, the syrene was sparked throughout the city, my worried wife wrote and about her actions. The next dialogue (Woman - J, I-I):

I took my passport, dressed in jeans and a cat.

I: No, this is a system check.

J: So then well. I already packed the salt.

And the salt? Why is she there for you? ;)

Suddenly something happens. Without salt, cats are not delicious.