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 16.09.2016
led by frustrated psychologists (for lovers to look for additional meaning, this is a quote from Gromyko's book)

I just went to graduate school. My aunt, who was assigned to me as a teacher from the threshold, demanded 10,000 greens a year, and there were all sorts of candy flowers for all the calendar holidays.

while I digested this information, it was read in the reference, or as it is, a mandatory document for entrants (unclearly, but this is another 3 secretaries will be provided with work)
By the way, I decided not to be stressed and the presentation was a brief content of my diploma. I wrote the diploma honestly, sitting in the closed sections of the library and conducting quite high-quality practice with all the details and nuances. The commission wrote with boiling water, and even a thankful speech at the issue was devoted, but not about it.

And then the lady says:"Where did you get that shit? They use all the stuff on their internet, there are no brains at all"

From such an intelligent speech, I came straight to myself, raised my jaw from the floor. And after moving further the story about what sources I took it from, and how much time and effort it took to confirm the data, I said goodbye to the graduate degree.
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