From the discussion of another Chinese miracle - "phytolamps"

Mmm: Comrades experts, but how much crop can you grow under a lamp? Is it worth it at all, or is it all purely for Pontus?

SSH: I have taken it. First one, then four. Because it really works. I had a tree on the balcony. I threw her out of the room there in March - the grandmothers were tired of weeping already - she was there and lay on the floor. The needles are over, all things are there, one sorcery remains terrible. I wanted to throw it out of the balcony, but there is that shit of the neighbor - Maybach. I didn’t throw that shit! And then I took the lamp, so that the fruits on the seedlings went up to the potato - the root! Lighted this lamp on the root, and on the tree accidentally, and then the tree crumbled!!! The roots of the beetle started immediately!! And then I accidentally locked the cat on the balcony. In the morning I go out to smoke, and there are eggs. Not a cat. The cat is no more!! But he dropped! Large specifically, like C0, a whole dozen, and the cat is happy! I took three more lamps later. The guys!! I will not even tell you what my tree started to grow, and what other meat and dairy products the cat began to issue!!! You won’t believe it, but you shouldn’t!!! Check it yourself! Get these lights right now and check out!!! to