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 08.01.2016
Take it seriously:

About Old Worship:
Luke Skywalker, being a descendant of a strong Jedi, studied Jedi in 3 episodes, barely defeated Darth Vader at the end of the trilogy, but was unable to defeat Emperor Palpatine, he was helped by Darth Vader himself.
And now, some girl-bomzhi, for the first time took in her hands a blue light sword, and almost collapsed the sit, prevented the rupture of the planetary crust. The man who was specially trained to kill a Negro was unable to do so. What awaits us in the next two episodes?

First, the girl-bomzhi may also be a descendant of a strong Jedi. Secondly, to compare an emo-boy with Darth Vader is a bit incorrect, not to mention that the boy at the moment of the decisive fight has a hole in the side of the weapon, which carries half a dozen assailants for a shot. Third, a specially trained Negro is specially trained only to shoot from a blaster; it is a miracle that he has not crossed his foot with a sword. Fourth, where is the story of Anakin, who in the first episode in ten years pilot a fighter and carries the enemy's linkor in one barrel without prior experience and not being, by the way, a descendant of a strong Jedi? Can the boys?
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