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 03.06.2015
Stay simply:
It is funny.
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Why if I am asked to cook food, clean up in the apartment or shave a shirt, I can handle it (and most girls can handle it), and if a man is asked to shave the gardens, assemble the closet, or eliminate a leak in the umbrella, then immediately starts "I am not a sanitary, I am not a collector"?
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You should not get married to beautiful guys, for example, who have a work specialty, not an office worker.
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I am an office worker. Are you still demanding from me borsches, and am I preparing them? Getting married to a cook and doing business.
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