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 11.01.2015
How hard you have the imagination of the kids :)

The Option 1.
The wood is impregnated, checked every day, as soon as the disappearance is found - the rest is quietly taken away. To prove now that it is your timber that scattered someone's stove is not real. Did the thief say what he took from you? Oh well? And he told me that the district hole and on the race will not catch him.

Option 2 (if the wood has not been thrown out).
Infused wood is not ammunition. Why did I interrogate them? I go to nature, take it with me in case of fire / shale in the rain. You exploded, you spoke and you blasted the whole stove? Hm, strange, it must have exceeded the dose... Well, thank you very much, comrade of the area, that was warned! I could have exploded myself! I will cast them out of sin at this hour.

The Option 3.
Is my wood filled with explosives? You are daddy! See who wanted to kill me. I will make a statement now! God, thank the thief for taking it. Who could feed? Anyway, there are a lot of people here. Is it little. Any one of the neighbors could, the former (heresy and so on), a colleague is one, we conflict with him. You are the best of them immediately arrest (The case is 100% confused, asking you not to write a statement on attempted murder, because this bullshit will be stronger than the stove).
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