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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59892
 09.02.2012
Today on RBC TV. Mexican drug cartels have pledged to halt violence during the Pope’s visit. As touching

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59891
 09.02.2012
Who is the Interior Minister at home?
and Mom!
What should she do?
to listen!
Who is Andrew?
Head of family!
What should he do?
to respect!
And to listen?? to
and Mom!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59890
 09.02.2012
1 – Secretary and Pipet.
2 – What is it?
1 - Well, you are an adult, tell me how to decipher OOO?
A limited liability company.
1 - Woooot, and she wrote yesterday to four dismissed guys - a disabled society!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59889
 09.02.2012
Have you killed at least one duck in your life on the TV that you need iPhones? by Mr. Jay

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59888
 09.02.2012
What kind of frost?? to
I stood today, waiting for the electric.The jacket was red, the beards and the beard were covered with injection and became white.
A 7-year-old boy came and asked, “Father Christmas, what are you doing here?

What to answer, I did not invent.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59887
 09.02.2012
Give me money!
But for it to be really the best gift, it must be money made with your own hands!)
NNN

[ + 55 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59886
 09.02.2012
The soft sign after g, sh, st, h is written:
At the end of the female genus, for example: rouge, night, mouse.

2) At the end of the verb after sh, for example: you carry - you carry, you wear - you wear, you receive - you mix.

In the verbs of commandful inclination, and it is preserved before, for example: man - hide; hide - hide; eat, hide - hide; hide - hide; eat.

4) At the end of the verb in an indefinite form, and the letter is written before, for example: cut, cut.

In all speeches after the final s and h, for example: whole, jump, go away, and also in the speeches steep.

At the end of the particles: hang, beat, only, go.

Watch the news.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59885
 09.02.2012
xxx: Fool, decided to get in touch with the administration and find a new job in another field: 3 weeks ago he resigned, rested a little and went to look for. Yesterday I went to an interview with the company for the position of a manager, we sit and talk like they are all right, and here the shit, the staff take, and scratch: the chat network is constantly falling. This is who pulls my tongue, who? And then again admin.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59884
 09.02.2012
Playing with my daughter (3 years) to the doctor. She confuses, measures my temperature, listens to my heart, and makes a diagnosis:
- Dad, you have high pressure and your head hurts, and it's all because of the hives.
What other shit?
Who is sitting in the head.
The Wife:
The baby’s mouth.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №59883
 09.02.2012
Gryat, Pugacheva and Galkin also want to have a surrogate child!
I sympathize with the child.
X : Why?
U: Well, imagine Galkin’s huge mouth, his nose with a hump... Pugacheva’s red hair and her procrastinated voice... And what’s going to happen?! to
X: Jiggardy?!?!?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59882
 09.02.2012
Chinese Americans are always paid retirement because Chinese Americans never die.
When a Chinese dies, his passport is given to the next Chinese arriving in the container.
WOW: Probably for these reasons and made the film Gorec

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59881
 09.02.2012
Someday they will prove that all living beings, including plants, fungi and bacteria, feel pain... and then there will be super-vegetarians who eat nothing and live on the expense of sunlight... not long.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №59880
 09.02.2012
XXX: I will be cremated.
yyy: wash - the ash is absorbed faster
xxx: so that grandchildren don't drag around the world to the grandmother's grave
Diamonds are made from the ashes of our ancestors.
YYY: practically... sweet, come out for me – here’s the grandmother’s ring

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59879
 09.02.2012
xxx: for a guy to refuse a female striptease... suspiciously
yyy: Sun, I consider striptease without subsequent sex to be something like roasting meat for someone on the second week of a herbal diet.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59878
 09.02.2012
Looking at this page, I was almost upset. This is a stupid foolish point! What a 91-year-old girl from some kind of pitch, made glamorous photos in restaurants and clubs, and like she is a cool secular lion shit! "whiskey, cox, fool, just not to feel" DON’T go naked! Why is no one shooting?

[ + 85 - ] [50 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59877
 09.02.2012
Again St. Valentine's Day
I will celebrate alone.
But in Skyrim I am a wretch,
Strong Fighter and Assassin

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59876
 09.02.2012
"The habitat" on the first channel just. The issue about counterfeits, including about silky vodka.
A friend came to me with two bottles of alcohol, offered to drink 50 grams.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59875
 09.02.2012
<Wagner> and you are there, are you bored at work?
<day^> No, we are happy to work! and :)
<Wagner> Do you know who made the work of the monkey?and :)
<ixian> Wagner, a sixth-grade slander.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59874
 09.02.2012
M: If you, without paying attention to your occupation in the military epochs, are pleased to come down to us from your empires and visit our earthly store, then I will be immeasurably grateful to you for the purchased snack – specifically breakfast for the daughter and the grown-up a few cheeses, mushrooms and milk, and sweet snow, kefir, litre of pulp and tea of delicious crendels. I kiss with a heartbreak, your wife, a cool tanker.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №59873
 09.02.2012
xxx: Hi bro, is there geometry?
yyy: page %this percent, numbers %this percent
No, you don’t understand, I’m interested in the decision.
ууу: I know the password, I see the carrier, fuck I geometry, physruck my idol

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