I started dating a guy a long time ago. On the third date, he called me home.

I wrote the address to get a taxi. On the way, I asked to buy beer, sweets.

I, a naive fool, did that. He is very tired after work.

He drank all the beer, ate all the cakes and fell asleep.

She also went back alone in a taxi. He then wondered why I didn’t want to repeat such a beautiful evening.

As everyone knows, a prostitute is a person who takes payment for sexual services. And how to name a girl who just gives everyone without a choice and does not take a fee for it?

Generally...

Comrade told a knowledgeable story that 10 years ago, in his village lived a person who gave his love to the person who wanted the beermix.

And here another comrade wanted to get the attention of the priestess of love and brought the above mentioned drink, the girl arranged a hysteria. Which X am I? Are you an officer? What did you bring? For whom do you hold me?

As it turned out later, beermix must be lemon!

Life needs to be so that the Pension Fund goes bankrupt.

On July 19, 1980, Alexander Shirvindt was sadly sitting in his apartment. There was a beautiful table in the room. He has a birthday and there are no guests. Due to the Olympics, some streets in the city were closed. It was followed by the Olympic fire.
Shirvindt sat on the balcony for half a day waiting. “The celebration is gone,” he thought sadly. And suddenly saw a busy picture - to his house run in family trousers and t-shirts with silver bonds on their heads and Olympic torches in the hands of Eldar Ryazanov, Mark Zakharov, Grigory Gorin and Andrei Mironov.
Friends decided to surprise Alexander Anatolyevich. They bought torches in a sports store, burned family trousers and t-shirts and tied silver ribbons on their heads, like the real Olympians, who were entrusted to carry the Olympic fire through the streets of Moscow.
How were you missed? Sheerwind was surprised.
Police probably thought that famous people went crazy! And they did not dare to stop us, the jokers replied.
They showed the nominee a small festive performance and handed a gift - "Olympic hope!“”

Kazakhs have lowered the price of gas, promise to lower the price of gasoline. In Russia this is impossible – too few Kazakhs.

xxx: I have a RTX 3070ti, but I’m not talking about it in every case. So people don’t know that for the new year I gave myself a rtx 3070ti and they treat me as usual as if I don’t have a rtx 3070ti.



Can I get an autograph?