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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №150206
 06.05.2018
The dog is the most reliable friend of man. It can be trusted any secret - it will not be revealed.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150205
 06.05.2018
told a friend.
Recently our theater was on a trip in the area. I was driving a peanut. played the show. All tired, Cinderella is something nervous, speaking in elevated tones. We remain silent so as not to fall under distribution. Then the maid calmly asks:
What are you doing, Cinderella? Do you want a bucket?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №150204
 06.05.2018
Mother gave the Minister of Agriculture Tkachev half a billion rubles, which he indicated in his declaration. Mother gave the minister half a billion!
This is all because Alexander Nikolaevich wore a hat and ate cabbage!

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