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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157416
 04.01.2022
The Constitution must not only be respected, but also enforced.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157415
 04.01.2022
Neighbors catch their dog one day.

The dog is a large, hairy kind of palterrier, but so angrily good-hearted that there is simply no strength! He loves to play with children, and those for his tail, and for his moustaches, on the cloth ride! And he really smiles like the best dogs in the universe can smile.

So here.

Neighbors always keep him in their yard. The courtyard is sealed from all sides. How does he escape from there? No jumping or jumping.

and Bach! Neighbors are caught next to the children.

They do this purposefully, because they understand that if a child sees a large dog carrying on him with a loud joyful whisper, the child's first thought will come to mind "I - food!"

Avoid and get caught.

But how does this dog manage to run away all the time?

The mystic!

I went out this morning to smoke the phone and saw through the fence:

In the pony silence. The fucking. Approaches to their chest. It rises in full growth. Absolutely quietly pushes off the upper drive, and with a quiet quiet movement opens the fence handle. All fucking silent!

He sits down, with his lap opens the bark for no more than a walk, and quietly disappears in an unknown direction (well, in general, a known playground)

The stove is quietly closed on the stove.

After half an hour, the neighbor's grandfather goes out to remind the environment, sees that the drive from above is not closed, closes it somewhat bragging about the unobserved of those who returned last night.

Grandfather goes to the house to sleep.

Half an hour later, the neighbors, husband and wife wake up and start to look surprised where the puppy was? And most importantly how? Even the cage is closed.



From the children's playground there is a joyful children's laughter.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №157414
 04.01.2022
In terms of utility for society, athletes are no different from cats. Also, they do not produce anything, they are self-satisfied in every way, they demand from the masters of hollow food, beds and the carrying out of gamma. One thing is unclear, why volunteer cats to the parliament to govern the laws of their feeders!

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