XX: in the courtyard a man screams to someone "you hear, came here quickly" and "che, the coolest you have".
XX: for now I think how many people and who are going to lynch, as well as how soon they will be taken and where...
XX: I look and see a huge dog who does not want to go back home and his owner’s fun outside.

Is that what we have for a fucking people? I am standing at the train station and buying a ticket in the automate. There are eight working free machines. A woman comes up and comes up after me. By the behavior, it can be seen that her electricity will soon go away. Until I told her that in another machine she would get the ticket faster, she stood behind me.

Again about stupidity.
Especially angry when you go somewhere in MEGE... the nose is pumped, and there are kilometres of queues, and everyone is waiting for someone to come out, and half of the cabins are just free!
I walk around, I walk through the free room, they start to scream: where, shit, without a turn?
Well, if you want to be in these specifics, then stand.

But it was worth traveling through Semipalatinsk, and here began the most legendary Kazakh road. Complete repair, the road is covered by sections on both lanes of 150-300 km, and the technology is on some fifth floor and something is doing very slowly. And everywhere on these sections a mark of 30 km. This, of course, is not our method to move at such a speed. And not the method of Kazakhs, who fly at a speed below 80-100 km per hour. And this is what to do, because fines and other horrors from the Haishnikovs are inevitable? The solution is very simple: settle for the Kazakh and go without overtaking. When he still manages to break away, not understanding why behind him is a black jeep with Russian numbers, we find a new Kazakh and so on to Alma-Ata. When the Kazakhs are out, we strictly observe the speed regime in anticipation of the new Kazakh.

XHH: This is not a computer graphic.
WOW: You’ve borrowed your Pindos language!
HHH: And how then? A computing bulldozer?

The words of a friend.

I was driving from work, I saw a car standing on the side, next to her a girl, the wheel broke. I stop to help. I say:

I: Girl, let me help you.

She: Are you married?

I: Yes

She: Yeah, I’ll ride myself.

The frequency behaves somehow not as described in his instructions.
We discuss with colleagues. Include the cleaning wherever possible at home. Track everything you can.
There are no bright ideas. Version - bug in the frequency firmware.

I would like to find out the source of his firmware, it would be more understandable...
Can’t you get inside it?
I can get through the ventilator.

I mean, no one is putting anything on us. (
I: why nobody, except your mom and mine laughed ;-)

Asked a colleague to assess their adequacy on a ten-point scale. I answered about 11.

It is extremely dangerous for reputation, to die in the period, after breaking up with a girl. After all, everyone as one will be subject to a stereotype: how young, for love ended his life, and there would be more... And no one... no one will say that to suck in the transformator with the screams: "I can do everything" was a good idea.

Why do you tag "my"? Did you get into a transformer and die? Something is wrong.

and EMM:
Readers, maybe you can help me too!
Once I read on the net, I can't remember either a literary site with publications of stories of young authors, nor the author's name.
The story is written in the first person on behalf of a foolish (or otherwise diagnosed) guy. He writes about everything that happens to him. Looking from the inside, all the emotions, logic, which the ordinary person is not understandable, why he and everyone considers (well he is) a fool. Written very genially.

Flowers for Algeron, right?

Who are cats attached to?

I had to wake up now, as my own cat pulled closer and, stretching out, pressed to my side, hugged me with my foot and squeezed. This is how we lie, that kindness. I don’t know how she did, but for me, it was a beautiful morning.

From 1 July in Belarus "Looks like a million!" is no longer considered an insult.

Love is like diarrhea - can hit suddenly and irreversibly

- And in general, go, you have a separate, additional key on the keyboard - "fuck the spelling".
- There is, if you press it with the shift, it will "fuck to punctuation", the functions "morally destroy for the incorrect word use" and "take to the incorrect titles and sentences" are implemented at the program level.

For women, diversity in sex is a change of poses, and for men it is a change of partners.

A boy took care of me at school for several years. He pulled his tail, confessed in love. Constantly wearing out. They grew up, traveled to different cities, enrolled in universities, graduated, lost contact. Today I open the door to the gynecologist's office and see a familiar face. Then a loud roar and the phrase: "Dress up and move your legs. School dreams come true. “Finally!”

It is very difficult to find a talented footballer among 150 million people. Much easier to find it among 3 million, as in the case of Wales. And generally elementary among 300 thousand, like Iceland. This is the whole reason.

Well, they raised the tariffs of the public sector... But the evil languages claimed that officials and the government have completely forgotten about the people!

On June 21, graduates of the FSB Academy traveled through Moscow on 30 helenwagens. For a minute, the five-year-old helicopter costs about 3 million, and the new one from 6.5 million.
The FSB has money, they don’t have to hold on.