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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №157413
 03.01.2022
There was an Englishman who was constantly losing in racing.

And he didn’t play for 6 years, raised £6,000, came to the 6th race on the 6th of the 6th month and bet all £6,000 on the 6th horse.

And the horse came sixth.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157412
 03.01.2022
And let in the New Year all the bad go away from the post of president of the country!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157411
 03.01.2022
The old grabs.

The preface. You can take a girl out of the village, but you can’t take the village out of the girl.

The mice cried and cried, but continued to eat cactus.



In America there is an old good republican state of Texas, where more than a million refugees have fled during a pandemic from one demonocratic California alone, with one request: You are well! Let us live too!



This autumn, Texas ceased to be republican for a simple reason: refugees used to vote for Democrats.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157410
 03.01.2022
Roscosmos has requested an additional $4.5 billion from the budget for the maintenance of the turtles and elephants on which the earth's fortress rests.

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