She: Are you okay?
He is: and the sho?
She: You did not turn off the lights in the bathroom again!
He: mm... maybe...
He: I analyzed your incident, the problem is some bug in the software that occurs before leaving the house. The haircut does not meet the conditions of leaving the house, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, the processor is called, and the processor is called. We will correct this mistake and apologize.

The disturbing

Such a logic, such a logic
Aunt at work:
I need the shoes in which I am going to wash in the laundry.
Take it home and put it in the machine.
You are, they are dirty.

Very logical, Nifiga is not female. Shoes in this case are very dirty for washing in the washing machine - where after them white shirts or trousers (any color) will be washed.
Then I washed the cloth, and that was all.

My life is like walking a blind, deaf, and slightly dumb man through a field of robbery.

A friend, a football photographer from the glorious city of Sevastopol says:
A citizen calls and asks – are you a photographer? I have to get people in the hotel here, just so that you can come by yourself. I say, you understand, I don’t photograph people, he says, why? I answer, because tomatoes I do better than people :))) Man roast in the pipe: yes, this officers will walk, and the condition at the time of photography will be just like tomato vegetables :)))) In short, the 30th meal I take pictures of the officer's walk:)"

In the store, in the semiconductor department: "Cheburek in French".

TRC Dream Town (Kiev) opened a new Citrus - the largest in Ukraine store of gadgets and accessories. Entrance to the store will be paid.

“You don’t take money for watching.”

A well-known person does not take bribery and scoop. In principle, never Everyone who knows him considers him "Idiot" and "Stupid".
And then in smokers complain about bribery and officials

There is only one queen in a huge wheat of bees capable of giving birth to children. She is fed, protected, raised by different bees - all this is a natural privilege for the queen. Because it is reproducing. But sometimes the queen bees by some misunderstanding are born human and will not take into account that in humans almost every healthy individual is able to reproduce if desired and, if children were needed, would have their own. A nightmare, a breakdown of the pattern - around the queen the whole world does not dance under the rhetoric of the "unisex", people do not want to be her free lacees and babysitters to other children, and the thirsty queen of universal worship and unlimited shadows hysterizes and calls everyone around with a bitch and selfish.
For complete beauty, in about half of the cases, the queen bees are also male.

He works at Vitaly’s office. Somewhere a year ago in his duty on a weekend he decided to scan his ass and, accordingly, broke the scanner, more precisely, broke the glass. Soon he paid for it, everyone laughed and forgot.

This Thursday we came to work and found the same story, the glass of the scanner broken. All at Vitaly. And he refuses.

The investigation led to nothing. The commander again hung a scanner on Vitalik. To his arguments that there is no evidence, the boss did not react.

In the subway in front of the escalator. A caring mother, so that the little daughter did not stumble and did not fall, gently wrapped her chest in her arm.

I’ve been looking for my girlfriend’s G-spot. It turned out that she was with her sister.

Today, an elderly woman from the office where the filming team works (alongside our office) said the following to the phone:

Well, if there are problems, do you understand that a horse is a standard solution?

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The whole thing is that when using these drops, the body gets used to and stops narrowing the vessels of the mucous membrane itself. The vicious circle: drops of edema. And the only way to cure is to gradually abandon them, but not in two days, I personally left almost a month.

I remember when my uncle approached me in the 5th grade and asked me to go with him to the car. I didn’t think long and said, “Now, just a hat,” put it in my wallet, got the circus and with all my strength put it in his leg and ran away. This is the only time I used geometry.)

I stood next to the club and a couple came out. He is a slope of a metre under two, all in gold, on pants, in sunglasses (it's at 2 o'clock at night). She is a fifa in fear and with lips on half the face. The straw approaches the flower, begins to pull flowers. A smoking boy approaches him:

I’t touch those flowers.

The bread is broken, you are not asked.

But...

Dry up, he said!! to

–...

Zhlob pulls a huge grasp of his passion, and with enthusiasm whispers something like “You are so romantic!!!” and bury in the flowers with their destruction. Then he turns to the boy:

You don’t understand romanticism. Do not lie down! The flowers are sorry!! to

- No, I just tried to say that there is constantly being removed from the doorstep...

Dialogues at home:
Around the router.
Where is the router?
Such a black thing!
Around a flower?
Is there a flower?! to

My wife and I live in different apartments.

Do not fool yourself:

I ordered things online six times. sent by post to Russia. Nothing was lost, it came on time. Am I the Antichrist?

Only six times? Which of you is Antichrist, ye small unclean.

My husband (M) said yesterday:
You smell like a model!
Oh, so pleasant to hear!
M: The smell, as if the plastic model of the aircraft had just been glued.

There are local jaguars in this area.
Mixing Jaguars with Jaguars?

Attention: connecting smartphones to a computer can be dangerous"
Again, Kaspersky thought, I discovered the news, exactly the research of the Kaspersky Lab. I have opened up the gift of a prophet in the IT field.