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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №127319
 24.04.2016
Russia has the largest territory in the world.

At the same time, people living under Moscow and working in Moscow, stand 4 hours in traffic jams to work, and 4 hours from work.

Wasting 8 hours a day is economically more profitable than living somewhere outside of Moscow.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127318
 24.04.2016
I sit behind the comp, deepening into the forums - I choose tourist tops. Suddenly, behind him was a business and trembling voice of the wife: “Dear, what am I sinful to you?”
I love her.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №127317
 24.04.2016
Fighting with the cavalry.
Removed from social networks, blocked wherever possible. Changed cell number.
After a six-month call from him, he said he had been looking for my number for a long time to tell me that I was stupid and that he was indifferent.
Then I proposed to meet.
And these men joke about female logic.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127316
 24.04.2016
The Parental Meeting.
Everyone is sitting and listening, and the teacher is here and that one is fighting with that one. have listened.
We go out, I get a cigarette - the guy flies (well, one and a half times more accurately) and cries - "so is it yours constantly moisture?
I am "Now hz, maybe my"
He said, “Try me!"
He put him in the sun once from his fist, and he fell. He stood up and shrugged – "Now apparently yours." and went away.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127315
 24.04.2016
Deff: They were directly beaten. I am an athlete.
and escaped.
But when he ran away, he turned around as if he had been beaten.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №127314
 24.04.2016
Ha has. I had a friend, so he was in the STALKER after him by the location of the body carried. In the body was thrown all the barracks. I’m a gentle man too, but I just wandered from such greed.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №127313
 24.04.2016
Benetton
Sun, I wrote exactly what I wrote, and what I meant, too. I’ve long known that any woman can do three things out of nothing, I don’t need to illustrate it)))))))
Foxy
What are the three things? 😉
Benetton
Do you not know??? Salad, hat and scandal)))
Foxy
You underestimate the mental abilities of some women.)
Benetton
Some and more can, but these three can all.
Foxy
I cannot
A problem with hats.


[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127312
 24.04.2016
The cat has an underground nickname "SMU-1", because its immediate duty is to erect zikurates from the filling for the cat pot.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №127311
 24.04.2016
Ask, and in order to give your child the maximum choice, would you recommend that he be circumcised, as well as to perform the rites of all other religions?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127310
 24.04.2016
This is your Pasteurism – not a religion, but just a foolish joke from America. Stop the joke.

This is your Christianity – not a religion, but just a foolish joke from the nearby stream. Stop the joke.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127309
 24.04.2016
There is little pasteurization in Pasteurism. Troll is enough. Because believing in a pasta monster makes as much sense as believing in a daddy in heaven. The movement itself was born as a stem over all religions at once, and if it seems to you that the Pashtarians really believe in a flying puddle with pasta and puddles, then you either have a problem with humor, or you believe in something comparable to this in nonsense.

and true. I confirm.
Bishop of the St. Petersburg Diocese of the Russian Pastoral Church of the Pastoral Pastorate.
by Rami! May the Holy Frogs be with you!

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №127308
 24.04.2016
by 20161
You obviously confused something. Being an atheist was the fashion of 73 years of Soviet rule.
Moreover, being a believer at the time was dangerous for health and partner.
And now it is just fashionable, and most importantly profitable, to be a believer.
And by baptizing a child into Orthodoxy, you are depriving him of the freedom to become a Muslim or a Catholic, or an agnostic, or a pashtarian in general.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127307
 24.04.2016
We, by the way, in Soviet times lived richly with me, my father was a military and my mother was a teacher in the cosmodrome.
I had my first computer at 3 years old.
Then everything broke. Computer and Union

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №127306
 24.04.2016
If luck is turning your back to you, stretch out a bucket for her.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №127305
 24.04.2016
Once I worked in a metallurgical plant as a master and in my subordination were brigades of welders and slurries.
I give the task: to make a three-meter metal staircase. After lunch, they are called to work.
The boss did it. Take the job.
I put the staircase up and demand that he climb it first.
The answer just killed me:
Let me try it again...

[ + 36 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127304
 24.04.2016
When the security of your country is threatened by the names of streets and cities, monuments, heraldics, the people who live there, and the Russian language - you are probably building your state on a foreign territory.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127303
 24.04.2016
Qt is. The rules of residence in it nobody dictates me - I want - even chicken in it :)

Young man, you are with your maximalism somewhat more accurate, or you can lose your hard work. Or do you really believe that there are areas of life not regulated by law?

See also
170 27.09.2003 Order of the State Building of the Russian Federation of September 27, 2003 No. 170 "About approval of Rules and norms of technical operation of housing fund"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №127302
 24.04.2016
Play in Alias:
A doctor for everyone.
A psychiatrist?
You are a therapist, but your answer is more appropriate.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127301
 24.04.2016
Russian musicians began to refuse to participate in collective concerts, where Loza and Mikhailov perform.
We are afraid that someone will bite us. And we’ll also take a look at the stars of world music.

[ + 25 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127300
 24.04.2016
There is a wave of Saturdays in the country.
All high-ranking officials should be there, necessarily on the camera.
In a local innet-gazette appears a photo of the local governor, who in an unobtrusive sports costume "Bosco" with a gasoline strap overweight something there diligently sickles.
Benny Benassi – "Satisfaction"

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