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[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157486
 19.01.2022
Plunder the working people, feed the unemployed - this is the motto of Russian economists born in the USSR and trained in wild capitalism.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157485
 19.01.2022
History of Military School

We go on a patrol with the senior. We meet a student with a violation of the shape of clothes. It’s summer, it’s hot, with three open buttons. We are going to ask him for documents to record the data and pass on to the command, and he asks him not to smoke, such as he is an athlete, he is going to go to some zone competitions in Kaliningrad and he really wants to go there, and for such a flight can also get away from the national team.
Our senior is an ambitious man, and he says that he is also an athlete at all, and here is about 500 meters to the red barrel, let's say, we will bet: if a student runs faster, then they will let him go, and if he loses, they will give up with a little bit. Well, standing on the line, I commanded: “At the start – Attention – March.”

At the first hundred meters, our commander went into a good break, but I did not have time to boast of them, as it turned out that at the second hundred meters the student turned to the nearest street, and while the commander, rushing to the goal, noticed this, the student had already left the trail.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157484
 19.01.2022
“Why do you not clean the snow, but you have the Beagle’s blades?
I thought it was for money...

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