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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №157445
 11.01.2022
I was bitten by the girl's hand (just angry) and I got a big finger. I went to the surgeon, I explained the situation, he said, take off the pants, show me, I was a little in the shower, but the doctor said... I twisted my cheek, I asked if everything was okay. He says, and you’re not with the guy who was in front of you, I say no. Here he told me that the guy was bitten by the girl for the penis, and he heard about the bite from me, we thought together, and about the thumb did not hear, whether he decided that I was so humbu my name.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №157444
 11.01.2022
In addition to nerve cells, there are phlegmatic cells. Such cells are many in the pofigists.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157443
 11.01.2022
In ancient times, there were always hundreds or even thousands of times more slaves on plantations than white planters. In addition to the plantator's family, the plantation was managed by 2-5 white guards.
How did they deal with the enormous crowd of slaves? All is simple. For different countries and times, the recipe was one.
From the slaves, several dozen guards were recruited, the most outspoken underdogs, who were given an unnecessary bowl of sweets, weapons and the right to beat and kill other slaves impunely.
And these guards devotedly served their masters, and were often more cruel to their fellow men than the masters themselves.
Nothing has changed since then.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157442
 11.01.2022
The apk!
Be Healthy!
The apk!
I can’t see what you’ve done with me, creature.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157441
 11.01.2022
I had a friend who claimed he divorced his wife because she doesn’t know how to fuck. Young of course. No clarification could be obtained from him, which she does not know there. She just couldn’t, blamed her.

I do not understand. I always taught if reciprocity was passionate, but what did it not know. It was always great, but not immediately. I am sure some of them are still grateful to me. It’s not praise, it’s advice, be more courageous, more confident, gently break barriers, then there will be reward and gratitude.



YYY: So you taught his wife? It is not surprising.

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