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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59526
 01.02.2012
Answer from Google:
XXX: What are the advantages of FreeBSD on the desktop?
The best answer:
YYY: Significantly increases self-esteem!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №59525
 01.02.2012
The Kulikova came yesterday.
WOW: I can’t tolerate them. They will stick forever without warning, they will eat everywhere, they will climb everywhere.
HHH: Here is waiting. They burned what their parents took away and pulled away. We sit here, let’s swallow, well, as usual. And we and Lenka came out of the bed with the electricity, the child was taken short. And from the bathroom the toy did not have time to take, a pink ring, with flies, shorter on the same it is wearing. Kulikova-she went to the toilet - and cares. That said you like this.Lena and I had a little bit of fun.And Serge Kulikov you know - he is in everything, a special joke. stupid you say. This is a child’s toothproof PRO-RE-ZY-VATEL!And in his mouth it is blowing, demonstrating...
My attitude to them has become even more ambiguous)))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №59524
 01.02.2012
What are you doing?
I am a banker.
What is your bank?
I have a personal sperm bank.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №59523
 01.02.2012
Today saw in Vladivostok apples at the price of 719 rubles / kg. It appears that they are grown in Antarctica by trained penguins in greenhouses heated by thermonuclear stations, and protected by their morge, which are fed with osethrine and black ivory.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №59522
 01.02.2012
What kind of breasts do you like?
The medium is medium. Third size there.
Olga: so to me)))
See also: Fu! You like the breasts!
Olga is OK! And if I say I like members, it won’t be fu?))
Jonah: It will be. You are a girl, you should like cats.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59521
 01.02.2012
In a brief review: A man bought all the vodka in the village and was beaten for this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59520
 01.02.2012
My phone does not work. You cannot call me.
It says the battery is discharged. Until I know what it is, I will find out.
by Mama.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59519
 01.02.2012
lj-user mister_chappy: the Tu-95 is a straight carpet from the world of aviation, on its background all NATO fighters were photographed.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59518
 01.02.2012
After dinner, I sit down with my wife. She annoyed me:
What are your socks on my table?! to
I look with amazement - and indeed, her socks are rolling on the table, and those that need to be thrown into the laundry. I say:
I do not know. What are you disturbing, what are you disturbing?
The ashes will fall on them. (We are smoking in the air)
They have to be washed anyway.)
No need to wash them, they are clean.
They are not clean.)
- No, clean, I washed them myself and brought them from the battery here!
- O_O

Where is the logic, fucking?! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59517
 01.02.2012
Men never grow up.
xxx: I understood this by sitting at four o’clock in the morning behind a compound with terribly red eyes, drinking a hundred cups of coffee and playing Mario on a Dendi emulator.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59516
 01.02.2012
The TV discussion:

KoToqpeu12: Does he read from the flash?
Alexeevam13: and if he reads, then expressively?

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59515
 01.02.2012
Meeting of graduates.
I advanced at work. In just a year from the accountant became the deputy director of production. I was promoted and I was promoted.
If your mom wasn’t the manufacturing director, would you be promoted as quickly?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59514
 01.02.2012
- And to me, lovers of the Torah will answer as to who has not watched from where in the mythology of the Negro?
Cap claims that the Negro is a god of tolerance and political correctness.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59513
 01.02.2012
RIAA ranked “EH.UA” among the 25 largest pirated web resources in the world.

Where can I find the other 24? very much need.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59512
 01.02.2012
I am indecisive like Buridan’s donkey. I work as a taxi driver on my car with a free schedule. And when I decide to go to work or stay at home in the evening, I doubt and find a bunch of arguments for both. There is a fierce dispute within me. And when it comes to an impasse, I grab a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator and make three large gloves, and then Captain Evidence comes to help.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59511
 01.02.2012
They did an MRI of the head of one employee, in the conclusion he wrote: "No signs of the brain were found. The rope between the ears is in a satisfactory condition". He was treated with humor.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №59510
 01.02.2012
let in the public toilet at least a million locks from the inside, I always fear that somebody will shake the snail and open (((

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59509
 01.02.2012
Mcload: I realized one thing for myself: HeadHunter is the best dating site! There are pictures, skills, and phones.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59508
 01.02.2012
From the discussion on the site dedicated to PDA/Smartphones, tablets, etc.
They are discussing a new technology of the touch screen, which will be able to transmit the feeling of the relief of the surface that is touched. I was crying 😉
xxx: and the texture of the female body in a porn film can transmit such technology?)))
WOW : Of course! The connectors will become wet.
zzz: And adjust to the size of the user plug =)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59507
 01.02.2012
I remember in my youth,when compas just started to appear in everyone,in addition to the fact that he wanted to constantly turn - to build opraits,add screws,push out, etc.There were 2 unsuccessful dreams - a view with video output,to play on the TV and a TV tuner,to watch telec on the monitor.until now I can't understand two,again,things -
What I wanted more
2 the naked?! to

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