The Good News:
Putin opposed restricting access to information on the Internet.
The Bad News:
It is the same Putin who was against raising the retirement age.

It remains only to announce that the riots in Paris were caused by the Russians in 1812.

I saw it with my own eyes: on a very busy road, a young man of two years of age ran out on the road, and his mommy talks with friends, zero attention to the boy, the car brakes in front of the child. The man jumps out, grabs the boy on his arms, goes out on the sidewalk and roar, saying whose child, a fool-mama roar "my." A man without a conversation beats her in the mouth, sweeps the child in his arms and leaves. War was...

The currency rate board is the last independent media that tells the truth about the situation in the country and its economy. So he was banned.

xxx: It is known that the director of the film 3+2 Heinrich Oganesyan studied the psychology of people by means of experiments. Here is one case - a bright sunny day, Moscow, one of the trolley bus stops. There is a man wrapped in a rainy coat with an open umbrella. A trolleybus arrives and one or two passengers may be paying attention to this strange person. The trolleybus leaves and this type, as you guessed it was G. Oganesyan, sits quickly into a passenger car that surpasses this trolleybus and at the next stop stands the same strange person, to whom four or more passengers pay attention. The trolleybus leaves and the same happens. At the third stop, half of the passengers are surprised to see an unknown subject. At the fourth or fifth stop, everybody, without exception, is looking at this stranger.



YYY: And what does this experiment have to prove?



zzz: That a light car is faster than a bus.

Many programming languages are taught at our faculty. For example, a dolphin, but it looks like this: “Look, it’s Dolphin. Let us go on.”

Strangely enough, taxes and retirement age have increased here, and Russia has organized protests in France.

Will these people teach the Jews to live?

In 1954, when Ben-Gurion was prime minister, he went to the United States to meet with President Eisenhower to ask for his help and support in building the state of Israel. John Foster Dales, then Secretary of State, asked Ben-Gurion, “Say, Mr. Prime Minister, who are you and your country representing? Per you represent the Jews of Poland, Yemen, Romania, Morocco, Iraq, Russia, or Brazil? After 2000 years of exile, can we honestly speak of a single nation, a single culture? Can you talk about a single heritage, or a single Jewish tradition?”

Ben-Gurion replied, “You see, Mr. Secretary of State, about 300 years ago, under the Mayflower sailing ship from England, the first settlers arrived and settled in the place that became the largest democratic superpower known as the United States of America. Now, do me a favor – go out, find 10 American children and ask them the following questions:
What was Captain Mayflower’s name?
How long did the flight last?
What kind of people were on the ship?
What were the conditions of swimming during the trip?

I am sure you will agree with me that you have all the chances not to get the correct answers to these questions.

Unlike America – not 300, but more than 3,000 years ago, Jews left Egypt. I ask you, Mr. Secretary, in each of your numerous trips around the world, try to meet 10 Jewish children in different countries. And ask them:
What was the name of the leader who brought the Jews out of Egypt?
How long did it take them to reach the land of Israel?
What did they eat in the desert?
What happened to the sea when they crossed it?
As soon as you have the answers to these questions, please consider my request carefully again!”

Spending 1.5 trillion rubles on a federal program to create a super-heavy rocket to explore the moon at a time when you have not mastered Podolsk is a bit wasted.

At the exit of the store, comes a girl with whom a couple of times encountered looks between the shelves, a gesture to ask to remove the headphones, I shoot, says: "You know I really liked you and I wanted to say that I love you." I lie, for a couple of seconds, from surprise, I answer, “Thank you, I like you too.” Before she had time to add anything, she smiled and went out of the store. I don’t want to miss this opportunity, because. She’s cute and I’ve been alone for a long time. I reach out, ask for the number, her answer: "Sorry, I don't meet in the street."

The challenge. She fell out of the window, her body lay on the asphalt. We arrive: there is no body, but there is a bloody path to the entrance. We enter the entrance, we climb to the fifth floor on a bloody track and see the door, all in the bloody traces of the palms. Then we hear the screams behind the door, the noise, we try to get into the apartment – they do not open. They called the police and explained the situation. We came, started breaking and we see this picture: a girl and a guy standing with a broken wound on their shoulders. He said, “We have a family dispute. Do not interfere! Then they explained that they fought, the girl struck the guy with a knife, he lost consciousness, and she thought she had killed him. Then she fell from the fifth floor, but only got scratches. The guy at this time woke up, saw that she lay on the asphalt, thought she was dead, and ran to her, leaving a bloody mark behind.

Romeo and Juliet are still alive.

I go in the evening after work to a stop, see, the route I need, stands with the doors closed and the alarm. I run to her, and a woman sits in the front seat and looks at me. I say to her, “Madame, tell the driver to open the door!” she turns around and says to him, and then, in general, whispers, breaks down and leaves, and the last thing I see is a woman with the face “well...”.

Well, it's okay, at the same moment another comes, and I sit there, and the driver chases so that I barely started praying! Shortly we come, no, we fly to my stop I go out and continue to stand on her waiting for my wife. And here comes the very first road, and the woman turns her head, and here I stand again!

She has a whole spectrum of emotions on her face from realizing that this face she’s already seen somewhere, to wtf!!! I saw it 10 minutes ago and 8 km before it!)) I don’t know what she thought, but it was rough!)

Porca has historically been the most effective means of bringing information to a person who does not understand words, and the easiest way of turning him into a reasonable person. The power, by prohibiting the slaughter of idiots who in principle do not understand words, naturally cultivates and multiplies the fools of all sorts, who will one day destroy this power.

In Israel, large families meet almost at every step. This is a scene I watched on the bus. In the city route falls such a mommy - young, by the way, and with her - an orava person at 6 years of age from six months to 10 years. They jump into the bus with a cheerful cheek, begin to sit on the seats... The driver of the bus, of course, patiently waits and does not touch from the spot until everyone comes down, to the dissatisfaction of some passengers. One aunt so innocently turns to the side of her mom, say, than to pull them all, so half could leave at home. To which Mommy so disarmedly smiles and shyly answers: - And I did so... The passengers whisper, the aunt who cried, too. I probably expected to hear any response, but such a...

If the law on fake news is adopted, only sports and weather will remain on the central channels. As for the weather, I was probably overwhelmed.

The cashier pierces the goods, taking the Budweiser bottle into his hands, asks the buyer:

No alcohol, do you know?

- Oh, Emma, I will change, I did not pay attention (banks are really similar and very easy to confuse).

Running, exchanging, pleased goes with words of thanks, which the seller answers:

- Yes, not for what, recently, a man got ten bottles, the next day came to say you have a bad beer, I drink and I don't have one eye.

A small "five", in front of me in the store enters my grandmother, 90 years of her, no less. Small, dry, humping, but moving boldly. There is no car, only carts. She's the only cashier (early in the morning, in the store except for us three no one) from the door shouts - "MilOya! Where are the trucks?” “No, they take them away!” “Who is it! ? “ “Your grandmothers take it!”

Grandmother took the basket and tasty so on the whole hall- “Here are the old cockroaches!”

Once on the job appeared an employee - so, all of Lara Croft. The elderly women, when they saw her, shaved her baldness and looked at the eagles as much as their blinded eyes allowed them. The most uncomfortable of them, guided by her ass, said:

If I had a fourth, I would...

How long to retire? I asked me.

Five years, I can’t wait.

I should wait for thirty!

Hm... yes. You have to be careful with desires. Grandma, that is fine, of course. Pensions are pensions!

It took 4 minutes to cut the straw "Olivier" with a combi-cubic cut. A strange feeling, as if she had violated all permissible norms and stumbled on the holy.

Ten years ago, I met my school friend.

– Oh! Hi to you! How is life?

Hello to you! I divorce my husband.

What is so? Do you like living in Holland?

We sit with him in the evening, watching TV. And he suddenly felt that the couch became uncomfortable. Well he calls the furniture store and orders a new sofa, in the morning it is already brought.

What does not please you? ? to

How what? There is no intrigue! boring...

P.S. This was the fourth marriage of a woman with a foreigner. Every time she got bored, but her financial well-being from divorces only strengthened.