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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147794
 01.01.2018
"Russia and Russia"

As long as the population of the planet Earth does not destroy the purulent tumor of Russia, life will not be peaceful.

I am Russian. And such "Russians", like you, saw in the grave in white boots) Don’t wait, cock)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147793
 01.01.2018
The cold dish

* "Can you take revenge on a neighbor by hitting a potato in the exhaust pipe of his car".

You can take vengeance on a neighbor much harder – throw a potato in his own exhaust pipe.

In both cases, the installation foam will be more effective.
Potatoes can be eaten. You would still have sandwiches with iced "vengeance" took...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147792
 01.01.2018
Here: "And yes, girls always pay attention to the cost of a gift.
How did you get, mercantile individuals of both sexes! Hopefully, with such views, you are exactly such and you meet on your life path. I wish the rest of the soul warmth, mutual understanding and gifts chosen / made with love.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147791
 01.01.2018
Pessimist: Kutuzov did not have one eye
The optimist: Koutuzov had one eye!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147790
 01.01.2018
So, as the person with the earliest access to the New Year, I want to say that NG passed without bugs and very fun, I advise everyone to download the update for the next year))))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №147789
 01.01.2018
Stop getting lost, people! Happy New Year to all of us!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147788
 01.01.2018
XX: You know, Sanya – he is not a loser, apparently. But in difficult situations, there are always nuances that greatly aggravate the situation.
WOW: How is it?
How would I explain to you...
XHH: The ordinary man attacks the grabble - what does he risk? Get on the forehead, the maximum.
XHH: Sanya will come on such grabbels, which will have a nail in the scarf, and just at the level of Sanin's forehead.
Q: Or is that, for example, the risk of a sickle dropping a soap?
I am going to take it.)
XHH: It is right. If it is for soap. But Sania will not have soap, but a thin cloth, which, first, will float to the side, and second, will stick to the floor, so that while Sanya, bending, will tear him off the floor, he himself will be pulled off 10 times. somehow so.
You can explain it 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147787
 01.01.2018
>> In English Russia - Rush, in German - Russland, in Belarusian - Rushia, in Ukrainian - Russia (I wrote as it is pronounced, without Latin). Does this affect anyone in Russia? At least an absolute minority.

This is why the Germans, when their native Daechland is called Germany, are not bombarded. And the Japanese with their Nippon (and even Yamato)))

Almost all Belarusians... (c)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147786
 01.01.2018
Now the customer believes that the debils are working on the project, wants to replace the timlid and accelerated control, the timlid in response to this threatens to resign and remove half-team.

Both of them make a stake.
You are forced to repeat what they have said to each other (the customer is divorced in honesty for one or two, the lead is just awful enough to sweep).
Lida is depressed for hatred.
You calmly tell the customer that his wishes are either impossible, explaining the reasons in detail, or calling the price for them. Everything is discussed with lead, carefully and correctly. Psyche - scratch the article on the spot.
Then you call the price for replacing the lead and control.
Yes, the customer is always right, but never right for free. Any additional cane costs money. For a couple of billions, we can swim naked. If he thinks that he has made an honor by placing an order, you smile and say that the chip in general is that the order means money. Excess effort is new money. We do not work for free, we do not do double amount for one price.
If the hoodies are accepted, you pay a double premium instead of the selected one for not being twice off the box. You show facts and say you could get a triple if you were more polite.
If the replacement of the lead is accepted, the old one gets a little extra for extra labor (he is dealing with it), the rest is for work.
You want to pay, or you don’t want to pay. All is simple. As a moral compensation for one stunt, the entire office will not be splashed out. He will be punished, that’s all.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147785
 01.01.2018
Those who are not lucky get married to fools. And those who are lucky, the smart ones marry themselves.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №147784
 01.01.2018
I remembered the story of the late 1980s that happened to me when I was a student. A very relevant topic before the New Year is about the bowl.

In those years, "Dear Mikhail Sergeič" initiated an anti-alcohol campaign in the country. Vineyards have been cut. Tolls were introduced on alcoholic... Moreover, tolls were introduced unequally. In some regions, they were introduced earlier - for experiment. Since "water" revolts did not follow - bills were introduced everywhere. The patient people of Vorcha switched to self-driving, colonial, non-freezing and other surrogates.

Having learned that in some regions there were buchlo vouchers introduced, and in Peter - no, we and a friend bought three boxes of vodka and took tickets to the center of one of those regions. Profitably, though not without adventures, they sold all the vodka there and returned to Peter with 50% of the net profit. In the first trip it was possible to make friends with a noble character - the bronze prize winner of the championships of the USSR in the late 1970s in boxing. A funny guy, but in the meantime. Indeed, he kept himself nice. There has never been a time when he failed to keep his promise. This acquaintance helped us many times later. This “friendship” cost us only one half-liter bottle of vodka per arrival... But we could not be stressed when someone from the local tried to “wear” us for revenue or buchlo. We initially wanted to beat ourselves like this, but the former boxer said:
Do not do this self-activity! Trust the process to professionals.

Because he was conscientious about the bubble for coming to take us "for nothing." We thought before that we would pay him that bottle of vodka for a night’s stay and a city guide service. The services of the bodyguard proved to be a bonus... Boxer-Alкаш held a master class. The strong man, who tried to squeeze our bubble on the hole, didn’t even notice, standing face to face with our “bodyguard”, how he “flown.” He sat down on the pop from the spread right on the ice and settled away with unflattering eyes. We asked if the bodyguard killed the man.
You are offended, guys! I strictly dose my blow. In five minutes I will wake up.

We usually ride three. But once, both of my friends had urgent and urgent affairs. I had to go alone. After thirsting, he took two boxes of vodka and pepper on his own. So far. After that, by the way, I bought a backpack and a suitcase. It is uncomfortable to carry in a simple large bag - overweight on the side. He stood up at the "point" - next to a single-storey wooden food store in the wooden houses district near the railway station. After a while, the bodyguard collapsed. I got my 0.5 and put a large coat in my inner pocket. The trade went smoothly. About half of the box was sold. There are 30 bottles. There was hope for the nighttime - after the closure of the stores, the standard 15-ruble price of a bottle bought in Peter for 10, rose to 20-25 rubles. Profit, of course, increased, but standing on the frost all night is a pleasure below average. And sleeping in the apartment of an alcoholic is also not Courchevel... I preferred to drop everything in one day and take the night train back to Peter.

Suddenly came and stopped 30 meters from us police UAZik. “The polar fox has come,” I thought, but UAZIK was standing and nothing happened... Then a police officer fell out of it and waved his finger. The bodyguard said:
Stay here, don’t run away, it will get worse.
I understand that, I answered.
I go to them and ask what they want.

The boxer talked. I spoke for a few minutes and came back:
How much vodka is left?
A bottle of 30...
Give it all!

There was nothing to do. The article for speculation was not canceled at the time... The Boxer took all the vodka and pulled it to UAZIK. I stand and think:
In the best case, I lost my baby. They can “replace.” On the other hand, if they wanted, I would have already sat in their OAZIK. As a maximum, the buyer and handcuffs immediately. So, I just got on the bubble. In short, the “point”...

After talking to the police for a few minutes, the boxer returned:
It costs 15 rubles per bottle. Exactly here. They said that once they had time before the store closed, they took your "day" price.
A to N! It just broke out of me.
The ments murmured to say goodbye to the fires and left. The boxer continued:
“They asked to tell you that today the daughter of their boss is getting married and he sent them to you for vodka. and more. You can always stay here with your roots. But do not go to other areas - you will notice!
Why is it possible here?
- Apparently, in other areas - another boss, with a different approach to the problem. They also said that since you and the Koreas appeared here, they have not had a single "shrew" in the area that has been poisoned with a "pale". On those days, of course, when you are trading. But everyone only has you and tries to get stuck if there is no one to buy the voucher. You are never dumb. You trade honestly. They bought it regularly before. Just dressed “by civic” so that you don’t joke in vain. So they asked to tell you that they would break the fist to anyone who would hit you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147783
 01.01.2018
But I see in the political life of Russia an extraordinary revival.
...??? to
- Previously, only Vladimir Volfovich claimed the role of a court joke, and now there is a whole row.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №147782
 01.01.2018
We walked on the city's New Year's tree and watched a new local fun.
It is called "Sbay Salute Quadcopter".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №147781
 01.01.2018
<Leonardo DiVanche> The funeral is also a holiday. Only in the gift packaging are wrapped you.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147780
 01.01.2018
The cat - aesthetic, drinks with a lap: soaks it in a bowl and slices water

The cat’s neck is broken :(

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №147779
 01.01.2018
>>and secondly, the hell knows what frostbite can be encountered in the forest. In case of loss, I take the radio station and give it to my wife as well.

What a dangerous thing, these are your mushrooms. When I read all this, I think – are they worth it all? Nihera went down for his mushrooms: don’t wear it, don’t do it, take it, don’t take it, and still nothing will help, because you’ll get lost, you’ll break your leg, you’ll get cold, children, hunters, deer. Take these mushrooms, thank you.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147778
 01.01.2018
The most mushroom

In the orange mixture of the American mortar you have to walk on mushrooms. And it can be seen from a distance, and no one will be attached - the main thing is that the fragments of the candles from the tattooed hands hang.
Better, of course, if you are a wild black or Latin - but that's how lucky.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №147777
 01.01.2018
> "programs" there is the basis of the foundations, in the head this is not held

of her. The foundation is the leader. The software is like an excel for an accountant. Well, that is, much more efficient than on paper in a cage, but I still eat clear that Excel plus an idiot is equal to an idiot, and a specialist plus a paper is equal to a tormented inefficient specialist, not an empty/harmful place.
Half fools are different in that they think that the "program" will work for them. It can only facilitate the maintenance of the existing, polished system by the normal leader. And if this system was a mess, then its power programming also increases in times!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147776
 01.01.2018
A young provider girl lies a price note on the vaginal candles "Polyzhinax" sticking the end of the "nax" nafig. I can’t understand this: 1) the commercial proposal 2) the subconscious in her – so everything is bad in personal life 3) the subconscious in me... ? to? to

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