An advertisement for the sale of two-month shepherd puppies.

The dogs are taught to children, cat, walk for 15 minutes, glisted. documents of the RKF. Eat EVERYTHING, including gips, carrying wall, fish, vitamins, beef bones, cut, dry food, cat’s tail, tree branches.
They weigh about 10 kg.
Black and grey.
In the photo they are very sad, because everyone will have the New Year in the family, and they have in the puddle... And the tree was removed so that they would not bring it down and bite it...
25 thousand rubles.

Trends in Revenge:
Varfolomey: The official cause of the fault of the satellite is a technical malfunction.
ursus_pensif: In turn, the most likely explanation for a technical malfunction is that something broke.

By the way, excellent differential diagnosis: if they can pump three pounds of muscle to move normally with excess weight and the heart did not jump out, then this is a problem with metabolism. If not, with the will. I saw those and others.

Noah, at least one has admitted. They don’t believe in me like they do in Dexter. Well, you can't go up to the fifth floor without suffocating, and you're a mirage, and you don't exist... I've already begun to doubt a sinful deed. By the way, no muscles I specifically "pumped", they themselves somehow form in the process of moving in space. Weight gains gradually, the body is adapting.

Time and deadline. It seems to me that the second commentator is just working in state agencies... Once 3 already encountered that the first (developers) deliver an absolutely raw product, which, give god, prayed, fled before the customer (hospitalization) once on their computers, already sharpened under this goal, which they decided - works. The official (who went further than Ward and his son in the knowledge of this terrible devil-machine as a computer did not advance (not by age, nor by rank already) that everything was ready on time (the act of the works performed by the performer was signed, waiting for money, rubbing his legs. The officer is waiting for the prize. It starts "on the web" on the site. And here are the dances with the drums, the calls to the developer in the first place, where the developer can’t even whisper why he walks through the oppa, half of the fields are not entered, and the electronic key is not identified... And a lot of fun, though a collection of stupid compositions.
P.S With "Love", Specialist in installing and adjusting all this heresy type CLAADR, Weapons, EGAIS and others, and others.

They say – of course, bro, right away we activate a special service for you – and no one will call us anymore.
...
The cost of the service is 80 rubles per day without VAT. Disconnection of the service - 2000 rubles.

For the duty of service, we often buy oil to cover wood products. The main supplier constantly, two or three times a week, sends links to presentations, where the German specialist demonstrates the unprecedented environmental value of the product - simply putting half a glass and drinking. Everything would be fine, but the German is different every time.

by Algerd

I read about the Algeria...I hear something is wrong! I thought Olga was! Olgerd Gediminovich, the great prince of Lithuania was such!!! And these foolish earrings invented by illiteracy the "original" name? Why do they multiply?? to

Hitting in this name on the second slang, so in Belarusian it is correct to write through "A", like all the blatant vocals in words with the sound "a". In Russian, the transcription of the name was taken from the source where it stood "o", only and all. And since VKL was on the territory of Belarus, not Moscow, both names remained in their own half. With respect, the Belarusian tourist.

So am I so corrupt, then my girlfriend is a clean and honest man...to marry her, right?
— — —
to marry.
and ruin.

ууу: I had the same effect gave the refusal of car (in favor of walking), gluten-containing foods and any expenses on pants

zzz: If you quit gluten because of celiac disease, this is what has caused you to improve your quality of life. If you’re not sick with it, then you’ve just changed some meaningless pants for others.

Also about advertising on the phone.
An anecdote is this: a lion goes through the forest, meets, for example, a fox. You will come to me tomorrow, I will eat you. He goes on – there is a wolf, he also says to him – come tomorrow, I will eat you. He meets a rabbit and says the same thing. And the rabbit said to him: Can I not come? Leo, okay, don’t come here.
I got a call from the MTS. First for their innet and cable agitated, then, when connected (not because of what they named - they just have a smart card in the telephone is inserted, and not like others - the box to the telephone is attached - began to get with their packages of programs. Tired – I called them in the reference, I say – can you do so that you leave me behind? They say – of course, bro, right away we activate a special service for you – and no one will call us anymore.

Tavaristch from alternative Russia, I have a meeting question, where you can see your drinking version.

I myself am from Ukraine. He lived in the UK (London, Edinburgh, Manchester), was in Germany, the Netherlands, Poland. Now I live in the Russian depth (Mlrdovia, bggg). So, the "spoily" Russia is much more sober than all these countries. Especially in Poland. And yes, I’ve seen very drunk people here sometimes. But for Saransk drunk, running out on the street even on a holiday - the situation is not ordinary, and for Oxford - quite normal, even on a day-to-day. Maybe you don’t love your country because you have nothing to compare with? Then I wish you to travel to other countries in the New Year. You will understand why.

Wut: - The 17th in this century was, of course, not easy, but it must be noted that in the last century it was much more difficult.

Several dozens of people have been poisoned with toxic rum in the residence of peasants in the Dominican Republic.
The absurdity of the sad situation is added by the fact that the retreats were arranged for the victims of the same toxic rum. They were the victims of the tragedy that happened last week".

Running on grabbles is also a Dominican tradition.

The morning passed very much nothing: one boy cried out to the whole group, well why is he a barley. The other - demanded to wear a dress and then he will be a teacher.

My therapist advised me to write letters to people I hate and then burn them. I did so. I don’t know what to do with the letters.

Once, my son and I went to a sling meeting. And there the mommy alone spread her head over the tree, what a remarkable ancient and noble name she chose for her son. Most importantly, he is one such: Algerd. And here comes the second... with Algerd. Neither the one nor the other came. :)

Answer who can!

I have an old friend. Ten years ago, he suddenly became a vegetarian for various reasons. After a while, after such a change, I suddenly began to notice that his beautiful sense of humour had declined.
Hence the question: are these things (vegetarianism and YU) correlated, or is it something else? The chemistry of the body is changing.
ZY: on thematic sites such questions are better not to ask, checked.

Be like water, my friend. Water enters the cup - it becomes a cup, it enters the teaser - becomes a teaser. It gets into the mac - the piss of the mac."

It works on both sides! I’m persistently called a ‘young man’ even though I’m a fifth-tenth. What is "man"? No, I have not heard such a word.
So about what you are called "woman" instead of "girl" I see some pattern.

Judging by the movies, Americans think that we call each other ‘comrades’ and don’t experience similar problems.

When I was 6 years old, I asked my older sister, who had scratched the rest of the condensate she had bought for the cake, to give me a taste of what she was eating there. To what the sister replied that condensate is another name for cream, or something in that spirit, I don't remember exactly. I hated Smetana fiercely, and after that, she had no competitors in this business for several years.)