If you missed the cartoon in childhood, missed the fairy tale, do not despair when you become a parent, you will read all the fairy tales and watch all the cartoons a hundred or two hundred times.

Green Bank continues to surprise
Fresh business solutions. Other banks encourage purchases, free period and so on. But no: "you haven’t used your credit card for $50,000. Therefore, we reduce your possible loan balance to 25,000. If you do not agree, then bla. bla"
If you do not take a loan, you will have to take it in a few years.

In my childhood, the whistleblowers, whistleblowers, gifts - a whistleblowing uncle, buying Christmas presents in the Children's World.

Our children, as appropriate, modestly brought a small, on three sheets, a list of desired gifts. It was about dressing me into that character, and then running through a long basement balcony to the windows of the central room, holding a large bag in my hands. The children had already been called into the room, but they stood with the back to the glass.When I laid out the gifts from the bag, I shrugged my hand.The woman, as agreed, shouted: "Look!"The children turned around, I shouted loudly "Ho-ho-ho!" and rushed to run away on the balcony.While the children opened the heavy door to grab the gifts, I was already entering the room from the inside of the apartment, worryingly asking what happened and who was screaming.Then, when all the gift wraps were broken, the shouts of enthusiasm were heard, and the children were lying in bed, my daughter called me to her.
She was 8 years old at the time.
Tell me, was it you?
and what?
That you didn’t take off your glasses.
It’s not about me, it’s about Sasha, he could know you.
Well, and what?
“You know, he’s a little boy and he believes in Santa Claus. You can’t let him know it was you.
Will someone tell him?
I’m not sure, I think the story is always better than the truth.
She didn’t say anything to him.

izh> We know these Nietzscheans. As old age approaches, he strikes his head; books are read that everything is possible + you don’t have to limit yourself, and the “supermen” begin to crumble: minor lovers, motorcycles, and then drugs, and then the homosexual experience.
eternity_scout> is logical. But I would have noticed, watching motorcyclists, that in your listing of the “gay experience” must be first, and then the motorcycles.

I eat from the festive table. and qualitative. It is cheap.

We have one customer. He constantly calls once a month and says with a pederastic voice: sweet, include me the promised payment of a day for three. did it? Thank you dear. So far.

I scream very loudly.
YYY: Moreover, I’m just going to talk to tech support now.

Oh my God, what I did.

The spider weaves his web with his ass... Although, judging by the wires on the roof, the installers weave the network in this same place.

Where can I watch the new Sherlock Holmes series? In my watch zone on TV say only tomorrow.
Hu: According to my recent sociological survey, people who know how to use a router are on average 69% happier than those who don’t.

The conflict of generations is when you consider yourself an adult, a professional translator and a talented reconstructor, and your grandmother thinks that you are completely out of control with this computer, since you do not know who Katya Osadacha is.

I walk around the office, the local radio calls in my pocket, I answer, the director asks to come in when it is convenient.

I knock, I go to the boss, the general and the commercial are sitting at the table, I joke "do not get up", I sit opposite.

The mood is good, I laugh, I wait for questions.

How is it?

Ask the Director

Oh well.

Probably problems.

No, it is all normal.

In general, a few more non-specific questions, they sit with wandering smiles, looking around. I am asking completely confusingly.

So called what?

- Emm, no one called you, we sit here, we meet, here you come in, you sit down, you ski...

And then I realized that the voice of the new buyer is very similar to the general.

On the evening of December 31, crew members saw the commander of the aircraft falling from a seat in the cockpit. They this to law enforcement agencies. The police said that the amount of alcohol in the pilot's blood was three times the permissible level.
Who are they recruiting for pilots? Just 0.6 promile, and they are already falling off the chair...))
The permissible rate is 0 promile. He had 3.
Send a greeting to your school teacher of mathematics - she is an outstanding teacher!

The old cardinal, his name was Felice Peretti, offered himself as pope when he saw that two aristocratic Italian families could not agree on a single candidate. And this was very important: the pope crowned European monarchs, so it was a very monetary position.But Borgia, for example, wanted theirs, and Barberini hiss.And then this old man said: "My children, you can't agree now, and we can't endlessly sit on bread and water at this conclave. I suggest you choose me! I am an old and sick man, I will soon die. And they chose him under the name of Sixtus V. And he immediately rejoiced, immediately recovered and ruled for a long time, swallowing all his rivals. In fact, as in an anecdote, he was regularly cold at their funerals.

I traveled through Tunisia on New Year's holidays and watched just a crazy picture. There is a guy-tourist, his hair is painted in bright red, dressed in some crazy ethnic coft violet, on his legs - sizeless pants with blue patterns like the alibaba. He proves something Arabic on a mixture of English and German. Here the guy has a phone call, he plays some Jewish song of the type of "habibi-habibi", he takes the phone, minutes three find out something with someone in Chinese (!!!)) clears the phone, sends an Arabic in x## in pure Russian and jumping away somewhere at sunset. I don’t know what it was, but I seem to have fallen in love.

When Gorbachev was allowed abroad, I went to America for the first time in my life. And my friend took me to a Mexican restaurant. I was afraid that everything was sharp there, but she explained that the sharpness was suppressed so that everyone could eat. We took some blinkers with meat.I bitten them and fell into a trance. At school, I remembered that we have all kinds of taste receptors in our tongue. So, when I bite this blink, it turned out that most of those taste receptors in my tongue had never been involved. That is to say, I lived half a lifetime at that time, but those tastes were not known to me. And I was surprised to listen, or rather, “taste.”

Women suffering from the collapse of the institute of the traditional family would be well aware that their family would be extremely strong if their parents sold them into an indestructible marriage at their discretion. And the husband, who, by the way, until the middle of the twentieth century could not leave officially absolutely anyway, could well be gay. And as for life-long love, this love is perfectly successful if the duration of this life is short.

A young man was driving through an unknown city, saw a beautiful woman in the window, fell in love. He died on the field of defense or from the plague. Or even marry a beautiful woman. Two or three years later, she died in another birth. He is later. In the field of defense or from the plague. Here is love for a long life. This is, of course, the Middle Ages, but there were also later grievances. Remember, the hero of one of the Chekhov stories, travelling from the country to the capital, was asked to bring a tomb for a neighbor's baby. Yes, I gave birth to everybody. Half died in childhood.

Only an absolute bastard can call January 1 at 9 p.m. and ask the innocent question, “What, are you still sleeping?”

I watch chip on speed (blitz) chess with the comments of the grandmaster Sergei Shipov:
Sasha recalls, now somewhere the A7 horse will play, cling to that elephant. I’ve seen something similar in one of the videos..."

I am starting fireworks. I like this matter very much.
Because this is the only day in the year when the frogs can take revenge on one hand and the fucking kids, and their non-separating papas with the perforators, and their eternally whirling on the ultrasound hysterical moms, and the dogs constantly laughing and scratching the floor, and listening to the full TV to the grandmothers!
Suffer at least once a year, as we do every day. Feel all the pain "and why do you live not like everyone else and unhappy?"and "you have no right to complain, because normal people should not want to sleep at this time!".

And cats are unfortunate, teach cats not to be afraid.

Canakau: the first word was "meat"
Diamond: my first word was "Papa"
Diamond: a first sentence: "Dad doesn't have to sing"