We live with 2 cats, and they are periodically spotted on them - they argue, fight, whistle. Here they quarreled over the days, and here the frosts began, in the apartment it was cold - 17 degrees, shrimp... We looked at our broken cats, removed a chair from the battery and built them under the battery a brush, covered with a pledge - beauty. They took these two whispering creatures, and put them next to each other, tapping their backs on the battery. Only they were going to whisper and whisper on each other, as they felt the warmth... All, the quarrels are forgotten, sleeping friendly now at the battery, warm up.
Good luck and cats!

Locked on the parking lot tuned ancient unit all in stickers, with a straight stream, with a spoiler.
Oh well Emma! Here are the forks!
I : Who?
Friend of the Fathers. We used to arrange such races under the windows, when the road was repaired, so the courtyard grandmothers called them first-grades, and now the whole courtyard does not call it otherwise.

Nero4ka: I just have a shit here.
[10:37:45] Skyld: Is it Zapar? Should it have been done yesterday?
[10:40:15] Neiro4ka: Everything is hysterical, everything is not so, in our heads differently, why you are not telepaths, and everything is yesterday, yes. What Sunday are you talking about?
[10:42:56] Skyld: They have a bone in their head. You can quote me 😉

I’ve also had some motorcycles here from the morning. A strange man called.
We do not have a consultant. Start the.
And what happened?
and error.
What is?
How many mistakes happen? The error! It does not work!
Write the error please.
What are you mocking? I am not working as a consultant.
[10:43:17] Neiro4ka: This is an untrue Sisadmin, so tell him
[10:43:35] Skyld: It turned out at the end that it was not Sisadmin, but a boyfriend from the accounting office.
[10:43:40] Skyld: Everything according to the canon.
[10:43:56] Neiro4ka: Well, this is closer to the truth)
[10:44:27] Skyld: He said at the beginning that it was Sisadmin. At the end, he said that he had his account hanging.
[10:44:44] Neuro4ka: Ness Trai
[10:45:04] Skyld: You are funny, and I barely knocked it into the phone))))
[10:45:25] Neuro4ka: (rofl)

xxx: By the way, I didn't pay any attention to what I have next to the bar is 😉
The next door is a bar, and I didn’t pay attention to it. I have iron will or I am stupid. I have not decided yet.

List of "men and women" by women:
I am a successful, wealthy young girl, I have everything, I am envious of everyone. Why do I have these miserable little men? Real men do not find me now, and the surrounding shell does not care about me. Do you want to buy me a new iPhone? Did you take my car to repair? Do you love me? And very...?
Same thing for men:
Why do I need these covetous dumb dwarfs? Instead of the body, the brain is bitten, instead of household, Vkontakt is studied. I will do without them. “Mom, do we have something to eat? Where are my socks? Do you put money on the trip?

Grandma, the Tea Tree... Plevako Troll was another one. During the trial in the case of the pop, Plevako addressed the jury with a speech "You all went to him for confession, told him your most secrets. Now he is deterred by the duty to keep the confession secret, but what will deter him when he is deprived of the church san?" The jurors were the rich and noble people of the city, and Plevako won the bet he made with his friend.

We go to the forest, I, my wife and daughter (7 years).
I say, we will not cut the tree precisely.
Here is a small puddle! (They are growing very fast.
Daughter: What is more life in the pine?

I sit behind the old notepad and think I can remove the chr and put Linux, there will be something to do for the weekend. I share thoughts with my mother (she uses this note). By her look, I understood that in my 30s, it was not about this I should think... For her peace of mind, she said that I would go better to paint my nails...

A five-year-old girl killed:

Her mother accidentally smashed a plastic pot with a foot and said, "You will now go to the bathroom like adults (with a special children's basket).
With universal sadness and comprehension in the eyes, the child says: this is the end of childhood.

The children read on the New Year's Day:

The new year will open the door quietly.
When the clock hits twelve,
A white beast comes into the house.
To stay for 12 months.

I cried quietly, trying not to slip from the chair.

In the collection:

and Syracuse.

I only took patissons instead of strawberries, and excluded cabbage, because my husband does not like it.
It’s been a good job!"

I want weight.
I: I too
Wife: How much do they cost?
Somewhere in a thousand
Wife: No, I’d better eat that money.

From empty to empty:
cat /dev/zero > /dev/null

I so understood from the sex-pregnancy-child conflict that men do not need children, but they are also paying for the demography of the country. That is, spray your seed, it is good and right, and then leave this hero for 30 seconds and cope there with your toxicosis, threats of collapse, hormones, children, and so on. by themselves, t. The hero has done everything from his side. Are you ashamed to look your mother in the eyes?

We got "the same" shoes.
If in the morning under the winter shoes to wear, and in the evening at home shoes to remove - not one cock, they are the same or one African American?

Girls, listen, I am turning out of toxicity here and there, and there are those conversations... Maybe, enough? Let’s talk about blowing eggs. I think it doesn’t hurt at all, I watched the video, there a man was beaten with a stick between his legs, and he just smiled. Myth is all that.

With the installation of Linux on his computer, she unexpectedly discovered a new, special meaning of the phrase from the KVN: “The Penguin said: You can’t sleep.”

<mellowmatix> fuck,three and not fuck behind the back

<[PEER]Dyxa> mellowmatix: Fuck from behind the corner.

Cats are great, they said.
In a blow of tenderness, I hold Anya on my arms, scratching her behind her ear. The Lief-Morkoff Here, the perforator runs through the wall, Enya crashes away from me at a near-light speed, tearing off the pieces of her hands with the nails, in the flight, flipping the full bowl on the floor, scared even more, just not referenced to the run, carried to the deepest hole, and Katka already melancholy eats from the floor naggets and potatoes.

Ask the Russians:
What does your cat or cat think of when they see you naked?
WOW: ahahahahahahah) probably something in the style: "oh, some people also have a tail
And why not "ahahahahahahahahahah) I have longer?"