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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107534
 30.12.2014
XXX: Help to write a script under perl on this command UNI0Nfs-fuse -o cow \-o allow_other /media/share1=rw:/media/share=rw /media/ats need for this script to start at the start of the comp
YYY(Admin of the forum): Why perl and what prevents you from moving this command to rc.local?
ZZZ: YYY, эххх... Lost the whole topic together. You could judge like this. Page of 10. And at the end, your post would come... so to say, the glorious conclusion of the path. ;D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107533
 30.12.2014
xxx> Plus I realized with horror that in the whole year I watched only two movies
yyy> I watched doping, went to the cinema for a year with five girls in total
xxx> Well I went with a new one every week. None of them went out.
yyy> well I have the same period, apparently
xxx> What’s wrong with the movie?
yyy> agah )) as in an anecdote about VAZ, "the place of damnation" )

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107532
 30.12.2014
What did you do at noon? You are pioneering heroes.
Tanya, I studied in a Soviet school. I know that the title of pioneer heroes is awarded posthumously.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107531
 30.12.2014
Alex: How is the work situation?
Mazenrad is tense! Do you remember my boss?
Alex is Ugo. Such a funny man.
Mazenrad: So here’s this “funny man” when he goes to the toilet on a heavy duty, it’s as if he’s throwing the phrase between things: “I’ll go to the toilet.” The word "calculate" has already entered the general usage in the headquarters and is clearly associated with the boss.
Alex is fun.
Mazenrad: Today someone did their work in the toilet inappropriately (related to insightfulness), so the chef was angry and threatened to send everyone to "Kakulist!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107530
 30.12.2014
Cancel 500 electric stations in the country with such distances. It looks like a traffic blockade. Are you afraid that your people will come to you?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №107529
 30.12.2014
The dollar went down, in exchanges - no one.
Our people don’t need anything cheap.
We need the best dollar, which is 80

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107528
 30.12.2014
From discussions about the advantages of smartphones:
No, I still found one plus in the iPhone 6
Yyy: Under the battery cover?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107527
 30.12.2014
HH: That’s what you’re bragging about?
We called you and Tosha then with us, you didn’t want to.
WOW: I was sleeping! I woke up when you slept.
Fuck, we woke you up.
WOW: I do not remember.
Tocha pushed you for half an hour, you said'mnuhn' and fell asleep again.
What is "s"?
Oh yeah yeah yes. with such an intonation.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107526
 30.12.2014
I’ve been wearing shit clothes for years. Not because I liked it, but because it didn’t break. The Soviet cars of the 80s are chasing the planet to this day.
Poor electronics of those years, that Japanese, that our: cleansed from cockroaches and can be turned on!
On the television, the combiners are milder " Brigadier" or "Partisan", and the Soviet "news with fields" is milder than the mainstream advertising.
All this is closer and closer to any non-Moscow, because we were torn away from our homeland in the depths and could not be separated.
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It has nothing to do with home, bro.
It is you who suffer from your childhood and youth.
here you had to go on electronics with cockroaches and lead from the fields.
It has happened 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107525
 30.12.2014
We started to turn off the light. In order for her mother not to get bored, she decided to pour her House on the notepad. She did not watch the series. I am looking for a torrent, adding to the engagement. At this moment, the mother comes in and begins to tell how at work she was falsely accused, how in the store they were fooled, how at home the dog is talked about... and ends this monologue with the sentence "... and in general, Everything is wrong!" I think she will like the series.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107524
 30.12.2014
I clarify:
By the way, there are spiders, also in this regard inclined to cannibalism, where the cavalry solve the problem with a genius simplicity - drag on a date to eat and a pre-eaten spider does not touch them.
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In fact, he’s fucking her while she’s eating, and if the prey is small and he doesn’t have time, then...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107523
 30.12.2014
Here’s what happens: people wash money in their pockets, cards, passports... But like I think no one has had it.
xxx: I washed a shirt with a tea bag in my pocket >_<

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107522
 30.12.2014
Aaa: Since your brother and I got married, he has prepared food three times. He ate me every time I came to visit him.

BBB: Don’t confuse tourism with emigration!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107521
 30.12.2014
At a family party, one man, pressing all the children, said with grief:
"And when will I have sponges?"
To what his offgenic beauty-wife silently shrugged her mouth and twisted her finger at the whisker.
I quietly ask, and the mail has such a reaction? Answer:"She is afraid to spread, and he has the requirement that beauty be perfect, he is dragging her on all business arrows to lose the counterparts of vigilance..." This is what happens in life! Do you have kids or kids? Of course, children are losing.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107520
 29.12.2014
Guess, guess... 100% China is now good?
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For a couple of years like. Get rid of stereotypes.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107519
 29.12.2014
by Peter. The guy in the subway car on the phone: "No, the subway is empty, people are very few... everyone in line for the tokens stands"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107518
 29.12.2014
Epic slide in the project:"heating radiators on the floor painted white in white".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107517
 29.12.2014
It is said that not paying off debts before the new year is a bad sign. That is what I hint on you.
I do not believe in signs.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107516
 29.12.2014
The IT dating site.

I am looking for an interesting interlocutor. I will try to understand, accept, forgive :)

The defendant is guilty by definition.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107515
 29.12.2014
I review the documents of the customer, the name of the supplier is indicated: "Russian labor company". Direct Jango Released from local spill)))

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