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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91932
 01.01.2014
The more carefully a plan is worked out, the dumber the reason it will collapse.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №91931
 01.01.2014
Favorite Customer
Today I sent a package to the Russian Post Office. While filling out the notification, I saw an announcement: “Private customer card holders are served out of line.” I asked what was needed to get it.
I just completed the questionnaire. Filled and got a map.
I ask the operator:
- And what, I, like, come to the mail to any office throughout Russia, show this card of a beloved client, and I am served outside the line?
The girl with a smile answers:
Well, if you don’t break it in pieces...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №91930
 01.01.2014
The long-lasting black strip in my life tells me only one thing - I probably won't experience such a amount of future happiness!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91929
 01.01.2014

[21:19] <oyeah> what to do if the beard does not grow?
[21:19] <wheet> Do not shave your beard
[21:19] <boess_Utc4> Adhesive
[21:19] <levsha128> put the gentu

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №91928
 01.01.2014
From Mail-ru news about archaeological finds in Siberia:
In the second millennium BC, the modern family model began to develop. After the man’s death, his wife could have been killed and buried nearby.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №91927
 01.01.2014
Everyone with the attacker. Compilation coders and bug tests. To the simple peaceful people all the best.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91926
 01.01.2014
[16:51:46] Apologies: I do not note at all
[16:52:07] Excuses: I now live with my parents and there is a nihua.
Justification: He was sitting in his room all day, no one ever went in.
Discussions: There is no Olivier, there is no Champagne
[16:52:42] Apologies: There are no Mandarins
[16:52:44] Justification: All the norms
[16:53:06] Apologies: In 3 hours to go to bed, to work tomorrow
[16:54:06] Appeal of the Father
[16:54:10] Apologies for leaving the room
[16:54:19] Justification: And I "Huaja, we thought you were at work"
[16:54:45] Justification: >_<

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