I brought the eggs home. The guests asked the youngest (3 years old):
Masha, what does the oak eat?
Masha (thinking about it)
Escape is eating!

Orthodox lessons for the youngest:
Are you ready, kids?
Yes the Patriarch!
I do not hear...
That is true, Patriarch!
“Towowou... Who lives on the firmament of Heaven?
Jesus Christ!
By whose word will all the corpses rise again?
Jesus Christ!
Who defeats Satan everywhere?
Jesus Christ!
Who is running so hard on the water?
Jesus Christ!
The Choir:
Jesus Christos, Jesus Christos... Jesus Christos, Jesus Christos! WAHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHA! and Amen.

I value a lot of things, including (as a smart guy) the young age of a girl: youth is the same capital of a woman as the mind of men.
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The smart guy understands that the mind with the years will not go anywhere (well to Alzheimer's, in any case), and youth is fast-flowing. It turns out that the male capital will remain, and the female will evaporate. And what, will your “smart” grandmother change every 3-5 years? There is no smarter place.

It is genius. Is it hard to be a simple worker? You would think with your head that if there were no people who do such work, you would have no place to go and eat nothing. In general, people should be respected as people, not by their specialization. I’t hold your hand for one such sentence.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Being a worker is not hard. It is urgent to go to the university, to spend 5 years of your life, the time of teachers, it is possible to take away someone’s budget place (not without bribery or acquaintance) to then trade with phones. If all these people went to schools and technical schools, maybe then the higher education was not devalued.

A site for prostitutes.
*** by
No and what? I need a website. Clients are no worse than others. I also work with my husband in design. A girl comes and orders a card. A little embarrassed. I guess that the cards are needed for the prostitutes, I delicately clarify, I begin to spring ideas (not every day such a space of fantasy), the girl pleased leaves.
Husband: I didn’t understand who she was working for. You’ve been serving her like a family member!
She is a prostitute, not known, that is, now known.
I can’t say anything! such a humble girl!
She is not at work...
Well, people too, they need business cards too...I don’t have any known prostitutes, but do you have them?! to

Melodies on mobile phones. I have the right boss.
The boss ran around all the departments and recorded the voice of the employees on each number. Now it’s happening "...young-young(what a whispering ringtone)... ***** Yevgenievich, it’s from the accounting care" Wife and daughter will also "call" from the pipe.
No, but the option.

I told an anecdote. Technicians are signed.
Tired of living in the woods. Everyone oppresses them, nobody loves them. Go to the SSA for advice.
Soap, how are we going to be? No one loves us.
You need to become a hunter.
The mice are pleased. Well, exactly, no one oppresses the hunters, everyone loves the hunters.
So how do we become eggs?
I define the strategy. The technical part does not concern me.

Every day we are becoming crows.)

Why do you carry a gun?
To kill Hitler.
and?
You never know when you will be in the past.

YYY: Yesterday we decided to go to horror.
XXX: And I even had to participate in them...
YYY :?? to
XXX: I’m back home at midnight. Mys are already asleep so I quietly steal into the kitchen well and turn on the habit of the zombie box.
Generally speaking, I eat dinner, with one eye I look at the screen, with another I sleep at all... And in the box is just what a dreamy classic.
A small but desperate group robs the house with ghosts. Stealing means stealing.
Suddenly, there is a slight thump in their back... I hear clearly that someone is running through behind their back. I look around, no one.
The heroes, meanwhile, continue to crawl, some shadows flash in the openings... At the end of my eyes, I notice a shiny shadow shimmering in the kitchen door.
No one again. Nerves are not helpless. On the screen they have already reached the cemetery, going between the graves. Suddenly, the bone hand and chop for the nearest leg rise.
At this very moment, under the table, two sets of sharp nails catch me by the foot and fall under the table! X – X
xxx: From the screen - AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! to
YYY: O_0
XXX: Investigation found: the sister quietly pulled two small cats...
Those were first frightened and rattled around the corners, then gradually dared, and when they heard the sausage in general decided.
to move on the knees, scratching there on the legs on both sides...
xxx: ("-") I will turn my house into a fortress... from brick... it will surely be enough for a whole fortress... >_<
Don't open the closet :D

They all conspired! They don’t want me to sleep! They all agreed to wake me up.
O O Who?
The awakeners!

I live in Australia. Colded, the voice of the gentle girl turned into what Vicin in the gentlemen of luck spoke. I call the bank for an emergency. An employee as usual in order to establish the identity drives me through a bunch of questions – name (evidently female), age (26 years), mother’s girl’s surname, etc. I respond with a whispering whisper, periodically switching to a whisper to a cough. All, the identity I confirmed, and here he kills me with the following sentence. Why do you suffer so much, every time you answer a bunch of questions. After all, there is an identification by voice (!!!!). Let’s say your name clearly now and next time you don’t have to waste time! I roasted so that the boy apologized and put on the phone.

I go to bed, my wife is in bed.
I: Dear, are you eating me?
Yes, go to bed closer.
Oh yeah! I can heat, not freeze.

Playing in HBOX:
I: Did we not play?
We ate... I remember.

But before naive guys tried to solve the dispute constructively, tried to find a way out of the situation and still to reconcile with the other side, to admit themselves wrong, even if in fact they were right. After all, relationships are more expensive... But now they discovered "oh, everything" and life has changed
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Yes to! It’s just girls all – hormonal hysterics and dumb chickens without intelligence and logic.
And the boys are all naive poor miserable! You are always wrong, poor people. In life, they try to solve all situations constructively, adjust under angry stupid babes, unhappy!
After all, boys do not have "just a bad mood", they do not have complexes and "sick issues", they do not have hormones, they are not idiots and tyrants, and hysterics are not characteristic of them.
It’s strange that they haven’t married yet.
It was a tear, Chessword.

DerArto: I want to live in Russia, which is shown in the series, where the shoe seller lives in a two-storey apartment, and the body rides on Gelendvagen.

xxx: can you see my camera back on the issue of zzz?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you look at it or do you have it?
YYYY: Yes
xxx is a bitch)))

About the cats:

My wife and I brought some stuff to my mother:
Come, I will feed you.
It looks like dirty, thank you.
I ate the cottage...
- Mmmm, cuddles I love (we dress off, we go to the kitchen, we sit at the table, we take forks in our hands).
Very delicious carrots.
and fucking.

Z is. I would like to look at my own roots at this moment.

xxx: My girlfriend calls me strange, lustful names. For example, Nikitosavr, Nikitiandr well, etc. And everything would be nothing, but I am Pasha...

Sauron’s Eye will appear over Moscow in the night of December 11 to December 12.

Do not clean it, it will always be useful.

I read the title of the ad on a well-known website: "Game system block".
I open: "In connection with dismantling the office we sell out computer equipment"))