xxx: Anivay and Congratulations. I thought you’d become a pirate: don’t fuck it for so long.)
I'll fuck you for those thoughts.
Tagged: fucking

Do you understand electronic books?
Well... what did you want?
Take black or white?

(Friend meets with a girl older than him, he is 24, he is 34; we discuss gifts on NG)

Masha ordered me an AC/DC album with some ancient album, I recorded, unfortunately I don’t remember. The record is vinyl. But no matter - does anyone have an ack on these fucking ones?
Filatov: Oh wow, is she a fan of pathetons?
July: and a set of needles on the Zinger sewing machine?
Are you starting again?
The Romance of Pythagoras? by Facepalm
Do you want a record with Verdinsky as a bonus? It is 😉
Filatov: on 14 February - DVD with the best films of Faith Cold
Filatov: on March 8 - the pager, along with the pager company, who else to serve?
Autograph of Faina Ranevskaya
Filatov: second anniversary - a set of slides from the 17th Party Congress,
Filatov: with comments Kirov
Romance is all? Has the joke ended?
Filatov: yes-s, the struggle
Pashka: release us, slaves of your sins =((
Now go to bed, she gives me silver. The Tea. All of you!
Filatov: Well... what... say, and you’re chewing hard food for her?
Go to Rome, Vitaly
Filatov:... we go away :-)

Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: I dreamed yesterday as dogs talk to me in the language of drilling
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: neighbors on top of the stretch ceiling put
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: And I am just sleeping
Maer Sebastian Heinrichovich: and here he falls in a dream, and from there it is drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr

Comment on the news "Studying the brain of bees will help make robots smarter"
XHH: And members to be smarter doesn’t help?

The stitch of the girl on the wall burned a picture, there painted the clock and the signature:"the most terrible thing in life is not to have time".Comment of her friend (caused you to cry))):"draw";

Why can't I enter your system? Your password has been three gaps throughout your life.
Asterixos: Time goes by, passwords are becoming more complicated.
Asterixos: Enter four gaps.

My husband was at the visits of the Buranovs grandmothers...They told a terrible secret. And they say, for example, they call us to perform in Crocus City or Moscow City, or to fly to some other City, and we are ashamed to say where we intend (or rather what) to perform.

What a wise language!

XXX: I am in shock! Yesterday I turned on MTV, and there the music is rotating.

I died just about the wallpaper... It’s about my mother... She’s a doctor.
and. She put on the wallpaper...I told her...Don’t touch it!She has a small room in her apartment under Vasu, I bought wallpapers there.. Vaska has a lion and a tiger in my horoscope, and she loves all kinds of cats.. And here I bought wallpapers, so dear, with a drawing of savannah, there lions lie and lions look at them from trees.. the drawing must be combined.. my mom managed to combine so that on some clusters the lions in perverted poses adjusted to the lions.

>> xxx: Yes He came for her. I raise my eyes - it stands when the window just pops "formatting is complete".
I felt like a Darth Vader telling Luke that he was his father. and silent "noooooooooo" in his eyes

You are the fox.

zzz: accidentally received a key for Win 8
zzz: for the first time in his life used a legal screw
www and how?
zzz: as with a prostitute with a certificate from the KVD, about what is healthy)

Q: Do we go for a walk?
No, I am being taken to the doctor.
Go to the gynecologist? :D
Don’t believe it, go to a psychiatrist.
WOW: fucking, can my mom get into the room in time, how she feels... when with an abajur on her head, then with a light bulb in her mouth... now that the cat in the bowl stuck...

I am in a supermarket today. I resisted. Two men in front of them have already stood on the tape. 10 people behind.
The great-grandmother with a baton of bread: “Son, you can get up, I only have bread.” Go, grandmother of course.
The cashier breaks her bread, and a bunch of employees have gathered around, cameras, congratulations: grandmother - a million-dollar buyer!
Gifts to her there, a VIP discount card, flowers, videos, photos, etc.
Grandma is fucking.

When did you realize that it was over?
“When she learned and started dancing this grabbed gangstyl...

Is your heart not busy? and :)
YYY is busy. The Blood Shakes

xxx: we bought a blues-ray player here, there was karaoke in the set. Can you live for a month? Or two? 😉

I go home from work. The bus is full of battles, the driver opens the door at every stop. At the next stop he says to the entering:
Go further into the lounge, the back is full of space.
The guy from the back:
I don’t know whose back is full of space, but someone is already climbing in my back!

The first course. Matter of analysis.
The teacher gives:
So, we open our method on page 28. Let us look at the Dalumbera formula, now on the Poisson formula, and now on the Kirchhoff formula. Now I think everyone has become clear that the Dalumbera formula can be learned!

HH: And that we both have such a shit with personal life?
I don’t know who I am, but I personally managed to get married and have a child today.
Sims has installed?
Which is (