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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13415
 04.01.2009
Experimentally, it has been observed that the strongest polyethylene is on the packaging of condoms.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13414
 04.01.2009
In the style of Mayakovsky

A person who does not wish
In the Abyss
go in,
The only one who reads,
Pythagoras such
I can cry,
It is clear why:
Trying
Over the Quotation
He does not desire anything,
So I think we are all here.
He is fucking
Friendly
We send!
c) by Jinjer

(If you want to fulfill the call that sounded in the poem, then just press "+", your signal will be transmitted to a special service, which will automatically transmit the voice message to the recipient (i.e. to whom you want to send to the cock.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13413
 04.01.2009
Only the Russians can scream at every corner that only the Russians can.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13412
 04.01.2009
I am on the third tram route. As usual, it is a battle. We approach the stop "Pokrovskie gates" - the place is quite narrow, so cars go on the tramways. One of the cars stalled on the tram routes and does not allow it to pass. We are standing for a long time and the people are worried, and the back of the car is worried more than the front, because it is not visible, which is why the delay. The driver opens the door - the hallway begins. From a minute all this continues, after which the driver says, "Well, there are men in the cabin? Help push the car.A couple of men come out of the front door and start pushing the car. At this time, there are screams from behind the tram: "Chef, gaze! Let’s go, guys, they crashed!" It turns out a few men came out of the back door and started pushing the tram.
The front part of the tram for a long time could not understand why the rear floor bends from laughter.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13411
 04.01.2009
XXX: Is it like you?? to
ZZZ: Hello
Tagged with: Anton
XXX: Not the government?? to
zzz: don't scare me so I opened the passport with shaking hands, it turned out to be Anton

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13410
 04.01.2009
XXX: Do you look at it?
YYY: No O_O
XXX: Don't Chase Me
Where did I burn?
xxx: well obviously you have a miranda, with a plugin, that in the status shows what you are looking at and here is what content can be a file called bigassteen18 size 700 MB?)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Say goodbye to you 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Fuck the nick!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13409
 04.01.2009
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I feel like a bourgeois.
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I sit down - I eat butter with ink
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
I drink champagne from a cup.
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
New Year's Concert of the Vienna Orchestra of Culture
[01-01, 15:57] by Dieter
Defeated Proletariat

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13408
 04.01.2009
From the 31st to the 1st, having walked around the center, he decided to take a gas balloon pistol and drink half the banks. I crawled, I went home, I wrapped up in the arch.
I'm going to go out - on the sidewalk go 2 defks with a small on the trailer, the small pistol is like this, the pistols chew. And the little oret: “Ma-Ma, I’ll get into that bottle!” And it targets... and here I am propelled, in the arch a thunder, I can't see, a gun from under the jacket, a correction so as not to hit, a silent "tuff" from Walter with a mouthpiece merges with a ringing click of the piston. The bottle flies out beautifully, straight like in advertising! The child is delighted, but these kinds of haunted faces, such as those of the girls, I have not seen for a long time!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13407
 04.01.2009
XXX: Damn, December 31 is an official working day. I am fucking. I go, therefore, like a fool to work, in the electric car - empty, I go in the subway - quiet and quiet, like at night in a museum. I am one of the first to work. I went to work on the 31st. I want like everything!
YYY: Yes, they have all been fired.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13406
 04.01.2009
I watched the first channel on New Year’s Eve... and I realized how good it is that it’s only once a year.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №13405
 04.01.2009
A cake is better than a cake, I don’t know what.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13404
 04.01.2009
http://aniskin1968.livejournal.com/32289.html



Our women...it’s our all!

As it turned out, they can not only stop horses, but also a whole horse.

Discos in full swing!

There is a strong woman living in our neighborhood who played volleyball for the national team.

The Soviet Union!

Not long ago, the team, as well as the Union, but the hit remained.

It was yesterday at the disco.

Catherine realized that her cell phone was removed. The cable was new, very

The dear.

The five men who stood next to her, in a couple of seconds... lay down!! to

In this somewhat unusual but effective way, she attracted to herself.

The general attention.

At the door, the only way out is:

Until I get my phone, nobody will get out of here. Turn off the light.

for a few minutes!

When the light was turned on, the tube was on the floor.

The disco continued.

These are the women!! Harsh but fair!! to

http://antyaskin.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4&start=120

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13403
 04.01.2009
The Chinese philosopher Chang Ying Yu said: “He who is active during the day,

He is as strong as a bull, as strong as a bee, as a horse, and comes home in the evening.

tired like a dog, should consult with a veterinarian, there is

It is likely that he is a donkey.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №13402
 04.01.2009
When you argue with your wife, you call her.
My rabbit is mine.
XXX is so cute?
Rabbits eat their shit when they are hungry. She is a zoologist, she knows.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13401
 04.01.2009
Television announces the news:
One of the first countries to celebrate the New Year this year was Australia.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №13400
 03.01.2009
Before the sex. I lie on my back. The girl above. He leaned to my ear and whispered gently:

Sell a light...
OO OO

And then it turned out that she said "Truth I am easy?"...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13399
 03.01.2009
Serial suicide ‎ (31.12.2008 12:49):
Fuck to!
What a fucking city.
Serial suicide ‎ (31.12.2008 12:50):
Everybody came to the exam.
The 31st number
Serial suicide ‎ (31.12.2008 12:51):
Prep Buddha calls the old man * AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! A new year, I will give you a new year!!* is

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13398
 03.01.2009
Well, how many Dalbaebs during the celebration of the NG went to the line to see the same unsuccessful Dalbaebs?)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13397
 03.01.2009
How many more dogs during the president’s New Year’s address raised their hands and cried out: "Translate, Bear!!!"?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13396
 03.01.2009
So many people suffer from the question: "Where to store money? Dollars and Euros"
Nippon you comrades!
29th December: price for cucumbers = 180 rubles / kg
31st December: price for cucumbers = 250 rubles / kg
Keep your savings in cakes!

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