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[ + 187 - ] Comment quote №7
 14.12.2007
Fuck, it was necessary to know how to say "I would fuck her!"" When the boss showed pictures of his older daughter at the resort...

You are not the only one that is so clever :(

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №6
 14.12.2007
P.S. Yesterday my friend gave me a...

If Rasputin's machine removes everything that is unnecessary, it will be the world's first singing pelmen!

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5
 13.12.2007
Whose idea was the button? To end the abyss? I can't go out for a few hours (

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №4
 13.12.2007
Alisa
Kill me like a shit.

Alisa
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Nemesis
Dear Catherine, you should not express your feelings in such words, it does not paint you.

Alisa
Dear Dmitry, could you have sex with me like a female dog?

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №3
 13.12.2007
Thanks to the architect’s fantasy, the toilet on our floor of the office has a large window right behind the toilet, and the window is below the belt level :) In order to avoid acts of exhibitionism, the window below was glued with a sheet from a magazine, on which the title of the article is large: "Trends in eyewear fashion 2008"))

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №2
 13.12.2007
Sunshine (23:43:25 10/12/2007)
My mom gave me a mask.

Spark (23:44:50 10/12/2007)
You are right, people are scared.)

Sunshine (23:45:29 10/12/2007)
Another idiot!! to

Sunshine (23:45:34 10/12/2007)
The goat!

[ + 64 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1
 13.12.2007
DMN
I went into the shit, crushed by deceitful pydors who believed in the unfortunate transition of vertical power!


DMN
not you


Stillman
I am like a roaring leni, quietly hanging on the backdrop of a bitter sunset, swallowing myself and falling asleep with eternal sleep.


DMN
Having stumbled into the underwhelming parapet, I descended to the monastery of discet ocs. Suspicion captures our temporary memories with a contemptuous, rotten heart.


Stillman
Looking back with an omniscient eye, anticipating the bad thoughts of deceitful enemies, I, unlovingly, try not to yield to the provocations of the deceitful publishers of the book "Harry Potter".


DMN
The knowing skeleton astonishingly scratched the matrix of disgusting blankets, realizing the temporary pressure of the Pandora's box.


Stillman
The reprogrammed three-phase switch of potentially dangerous hybrids of the rabbit and the ultra-lord, expressed his indignation over the pending problem of the de-hermetization of the bike cabin "right", bought for the money of the charity "Vibrating old age".


DMN
I am passing 😉


Stillman
) ) )

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