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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №48
 15.12.2007
iBloOg: shit..just have us so..use an American proxy to go to the porn site who is standing on the roof in the neighboring entrance..

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №47
 15.12.2007
[20:51] <flashka> I will come
[20:54] <flashka> I am here
[20:54] <flashka> what has changed?
[20:55] <flashka> for this time?
[20:56] <Granit> somewhere born 55 babies
[20:56] <Granit> I am not guilty

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №46
 15.12.2007
The Forum:
XXX: Super-mosquitoes help to configure the view
YYY: but problems
Valish Vistu ставиш ХР /configuration completed/

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45
 15.12.2007
From VKontakte:
QUESTION: Who has gotten into the scratch?
#3 is
Maria: electricity thermometer rotted
#7 is
What does it mean to be 8 degrees thick in order to drop it into the toilet?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44
 15.12.2007
1st Do you have a coin in your mouth?
2nd Why! For the happiness?and :)
1st Not to come back...

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43
 15.12.2007
Egoist
Shortest aska only distracts from work.

Egoist
Did you not notice this?

MurphyTM
NOA

Egoist
If the world prohibits aska and tower, then in a year we will already live on Mars

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42
 15.12.2007
xxx: aaaaaaaa))) I will die)))) we were offered here in the company to celebrate the new year - if anyone wants - give up 150r)))))
YYY :D
YYY: Will they give you a cocktail and tea?

[ + 161 - ] Comment quote №41
 15.12.2007
Breed
Chen sent a message:
"Trahaccio boom?I..."
and then :
"What are you talking about?"
in a second:"Oh no to you suri sani..."

I:"Well, only vaseline found"
he:"as the thread after"..."Oh shit...what am I playing?!!Forget about it"

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №40
 15.12.2007
Bash.org - and let the whole world wait...)))

[ + 145 - ] Comment quote №39
 15.12.2007
Rozo4ka: Chet I had to work
Mosc: and me as long as you do, you do not anticipate
Rozo4ka: Let’s have sex?
Moscow: O_O
Moscow: Let it go!
Mosc: Why is it suddenly?
Rozo4ka: I like you
Mosc: I think I understood) you will break the prejudice, give birth to a child and I will work alone! You’ll sit at home and rest! :)
Rozo4ka: That’s why no one is fuck you. A smart bitch too much.

[ + 170 - ] Comment quote №38
 15.12.2007
However, agree, "President Medvedev" sounds roughly like "The King of the Barbarians" or "The Lord of the People"?

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №37
 15.12.2007
Happy admin comes and says....look what with my bowl.....and she is crystal clear (and in the usual state you can't see the color of the bowl).....he's one aunt from the office washed her out of the day....speaks almost to bite her...he's on the bowl phone number was scratched...

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №36
 14.12.2007
I went out to smoke on the stairs. There are an accountant from a neighboring company with a huge box and a secretary with a bunch of folders, and they talk:
There were not many people willing to move. Where are these four obaltus, our amins?? to
They were busy, they went to Winchester to buy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35
 14.12.2007
The guys!! Thank you for clicking "Other?"!!!! to
People, thank you in the top!

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №34
 14.12.2007
I was fighting with my grandmother =)
YYY: What is it?
XHH: I changed the shutter on her mobile. It was just a bee, now such a cute bear.
YYY: And what, did she not like the picture?
XHH: No, she says that because of this her phone is no longer catching a fig...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33
 14.12.2007
>Kit Scuco
I did a feat yesterday... I met a girl on the street and I took her phone.
> and [...]

Go go go go go go go go

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №32
 14.12.2007
<Athena> She left for four days of work in command. My husband is a programmer. The child spoke. In order not to die of hunger, bought foods full refrigerator, a couple (!) A bottle of beer and a cigarette. He had to give up a project.
<Athena> This morning I come - nothing is touched in the refrigerator. He sleeps on his bed, in his clothes, everywhere empty beer bottles, bulls, chlam, the most complete defeat.
<Athena> began to dig in his mobile phone - the only thing she found - the names of daily reminders "Pizza", "Pizza", "Dinner". Something tells me that all this time he had breakfast and lunch with pizza and dinner with beer. and ((
<Segal> A box of pizza a lot? )
<Athens> the fuck! He ate one beer.! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31
 14.12.2007
The bear is not mine. I just made a successor.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №30
 14.12.2007
...
<xxx> You’re so secretive as if she was a man, and you only learned this in the morning.

<yyy> Where are you from? The cock!! What are you, you know?? to

[ + 127 - ] Comment quote №29
 14.12.2007
You are free, I am not disturbing you.
Is it hypnosis? 😉

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