I watched the first series today. It seems that the right people who know everything about everyone always lie in a coma for half a life.

xxxx> The radio transmitter was fitted with bullets.
yyyy> xD) Upgrade, guessed Stirlitz

Blessed fuck!
What?
The blood came out of my nose again.
Do you often have it?
Somewhere once a month.
Once a month? Suspiciously...

by Demian:
Just came from work.
by Demian:
He wanted you.
by Demian:
by ASU

Recently there was:

First the anecdotes about Vochka - President became Putin.
Then the anecdotes about the bear - President will be Medvedev.
They thought that the blondes would break the thread."

Timoshenko became Prime Minister of Ukraine.

Well what? Has the desire to joke continued? And you’re not about the blue, but...

Yes, a fun day Monday: all the status in the ass or I sleep or I am sick, and only one: I continue to buckle.

She: Here I lie down, and I don’t even want to get up to the kitchen!
She: What to do?
He: as a strong half, I can take you to the store and bring you something.
She: Oh, how wonderful, what nice words!I was shocked! it was so good and warm.
He: Did he fall there?

XX: In general, I would be glad if you started studying philosophy. Knowing your mindset, I assume that you will soon not only reduce the whole world philosophy to him, but will also grasp it properly. I want to read this :)

1: And I have the whole army on the side, I am 30 and I trembled at their session, we will buy them all.
2: I want to bite. I bought all the lectures in the universe + fled the army. HY is!! to
3: I hope, your mother, there is nobody here on the doctor is not a teacher, fucking teachers, apologize for the caps, read me fast :)

<xxx>:there is a belief that if the photos of some gerls comment on the current of her girlfriend - it is better to fuck a begemot than her

Discussion of photos of the comp, which is made of wood:
What if computers were to be eaten?
What a joke if you make it all out of frozen water!
In Russia it is called the strange word "Ice".

<disa> Ma-am... zhi-zhen give it.
<pasha> registered in the choir of the name of Friday? The castle boy?
<disa> My girlfriend sang on Mother's Day on the phone
<pasha> Did you sing? 0 - O
<disa> Yes My mother did not appreciate it. She thought I was drunk again.

At the next lecture on the theory of machines, the professor says to the students: "This is an interesting thing that comes out... Think about it. Although not. You are not yet able to think. He thinks of you, fucking. How to him? The word flew out..."
To him from the audience variants shout: "Computer!"
He is: "Yes not..."
There are other options – they are not suitable.
Prepod: "Well... let’s go back to the lecture..."
Half an hour later, he suddenly stopped the lecture with the voice: "A! I remembered Tefal. Tefal thinks for you!"

I spoke today with the CPC on the means of the Military Commander =)
I talked with a terribly unpleasant female voice.

I tell her to call Dad.
She’s calling Glory, right?
I : No!

This is repeated many times =)
Then the dad who was sitting next to him couldn’t stand it anymore and said, “Hey, you go!

She: Finish the work

Scuco, iron, and you understand everything =)))

Veni, vidi, vista – came, saw, broke. c) The smoke

by Mar89:
A new toy store "Audacious World" has been opened for children of hoppies.

1st
And someone in my room cried... I can’t, I can’t ventilate 😉

2 is
Who could it be?

1st
I have no one at home! ;)

What about those who can’t drink so much?
McGal: I can recommend having sex...
Leealex: I dare to clarify, real sex, not virtual
Chinghy: and more precisely, real sex with someone
Nika: and not just with Kim-Nibud, but with a person of the opposite sex.

SKAmeyka: Hi to you!
Pinocchio: Greetings
SKAmeyka: You are from which tree?
Pinocchio: What about you?
SKAmeyka: The Devil

I met a lady here. We had the following dialogue:

She says hello! How is it? Do you want to go to the theater with me?and ;)

I say hello. I haven’t been to the theatre for a hundred years.? to

Poverty is not a defect. This Friday at 19:00. In a small theatre, a branch.

I: It’s very nice, of course, that you look at the lack of money from this point of view. However, writing the question "for what?", I meant that they would show:))

She: I don’t look anywhere :) The show is so called)